@ketchupmay00: BREAKING: Local Texan spotted in absolute shock after experiencing a mythical phenomenon the elders call "rain". Scientists and weather officials have stepped in to confirm that this liquid dropping directly from the sky is completely natural, though residents remain highly suspicious. Witnesses report citizens running outside in total confusion, attempting to catch the drops in buckets, and asking if the government turned on a giant lawn sprinkler in the atmosphere. Is this a miracle? A sign of the apocalypse? Or did someone finally wash their truck to force the sky gods to answer our prayers? Stay tuned as we monitor this historic, once-in-a-lifetime event before the 100-degree heat instantly evaporates every last drop! Drop a comment if your lawn is currently witnessing this legendary event or if your city is still running on pure humidity and dreams 🌵👇 #TexasWeather #TexasHeat #BreakingNews #TexasMemes #TexasProblems