@fitzgeraldhonger: The planet is one giant roadwork #roadworks #traffic #construction #cars #council

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Thursday 01 October 2026 17:21:35 GMT
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m_robert1410
Mon_🤍 :
Them observing the quiet roads
2026-10-01 17:47:04
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officalgeorgous
Offical Georgous :
"make sure you don't start until the kids are back from half term"
2026-10-09 08:41:22
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frillsandflounces
elvi :
dont forget to leave the actual crater size potholes for 18 months tho!
2026-10-01 18:41:49
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jtgains
JT :
3 to 4 maybe 6 months
2026-10-01 17:38:27
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hberry35
Berry :
Peaceful? No issues? Roadworks ✅🤣
2026-10-01 20:42:23
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siimzo
Siimzo :
Remember to put the potholes right back where you found them
2026-10-02 09:52:10
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calitesics
CaliTESics :
i love these 😅😅😅
2026-10-07 16:35:21
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lara._.hall
🛴ara :
“you know that really important road that goes to like 3 different schools and connects commuters to the motorway? yeah close it”
2026-10-01 20:59:48
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seven.kalevra
⚡️ Seven :
Roadworks!
2026-10-02 10:20:19
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ariesleebeauty
ariesleebeauty :
I love the seriousness in your voice 😂😂😂😂
2026-10-01 18:41:10
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chxnarosa
BIGHOMIE4PRESIDENT :
u forgot to make the road permit holders only too😭😭
2026-10-01 18:31:08
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jodyxoxoxoxoxo
💛 JMC 🌞 :
even at 3am the temp lights still on 🙃 not a workman in sight for light years
2026-10-01 17:32:46
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thezoeb90
Zoë :
Where I live we had temporary traffic lights up for so long that when it hit the one year anniversary someone tied balloons to them 😅
2026-10-02 12:33:46
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kimberlyaxndos
Kim :
Also, if there’s periods of the year where the roads are generally quieter (like the 6 weeks holidays) wait until they’ve finished to start the roadworks
2026-10-01 17:49:39
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madeleineflorencetaylor
Maddie Taylor :
6 years 🤣 that tickled me
2026-10-01 17:55:28
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shazangso
shazangso :
You forgot the bit where they don’t do any roadworks whilst kids are on break but start literally the day kids return 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-01 22:31:28
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sunnysmith86
Sunnysmith86 :
Always put the road closed ahead sign out without specifying which one
2026-10-02 00:00:06
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childofthetimes
Child of the times :
We apologise for the inconvenience but no one will be actually be working on the road works
2026-10-01 23:04:23
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itseloisehun
Eloise🌸 :
You should run for Mayor, you’re doing amazing already!
2026-10-02 08:05:59
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a_aj21__
A :
How dare this road not have traffic?
2026-10-01 18:41:00
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emilyatthemuseum
Mily :
My working theory is that there isn’t actually anywhere to store traffic cones & signs so they just put them back out in another random location 🤷🏻‍♀️
2026-10-02 00:34:41
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gemdelacreme21
gemdelacreme21 :
Don’t forget to make sure every single alternative route in that area has roadworks on at the same time with temporary traffic lights that don’t change - OH and sign advising that it’s for a week only - to then remain untouched for over a month! OH and hire the cheapest contractors to do shitty repairs on potholes despite them being reported 362923757492 times😂😂
2026-10-01 18:54:38
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ultralorddd777
ultralorddddd :
Suspend all the parking bays and then don't do any roadworks ✨️
2026-10-01 21:43:54
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babythesailor
babythesailor :
*claps* roadworks!
2026-10-01 17:37:07
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suzette451
Suzette :
And make sure the phasing doesn’t work so you have a mile queue on one side of the light and only one car on the other. Excellent.
2026-10-02 05:10:35
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