melaniewitty
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Amy :
Any old man my son sees is automatically “grandpa”
2026-11-03 01:04:44
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Bailey VanAtta :
My toddler saw a lady in a white head dress and yelled “GHOST” I left immediately and cried of embarrassment.
2026-10-01 18:53:39
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Mal💙🤍 :
10 cans of bounce that ass 💀💀💀 girl you are the funniest person I know....dont know....lol
2026-10-01 20:52:34
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Kimberly Marie 🌻 :
Back when pagers we're a thing... my aunt and cousin were at Target and the lady standing in front of them (she was on the thicker side), her pager started beeping and my cousin looked at my aunt and said "careful momma shes backing up" 😳
2026-10-02 03:24:01
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MadNanaJamma :
My sister screamed in Target "YOU'RE NOT MY MOM, I'M NOT GOING WITH A STRANGER" to our actual mom cuz she wouldn't buy her a toy... needless to say after the cops let her go home with said actual mom, she probably wished they took her to foster care instead! 😁
2026-10-01 19:09:46
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Margaret Palmer :
😂 so fucking true!
2026-11-02 16:22:32
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MELISSA red :
Wait until they're teens and get in the car with NUTHIN. "where's your backpack?" IDK "do you have your student ID?" NO "it's gonna be a high of 18⁰ today, you want to grab a hoodie?" I'm good "where's your phone" OH yeah "you got your practice gear?" Uhh? It takes us 10 tries to get out of the garage and on to the driveway.
2026-10-02 01:44:55
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D-Rae :
Right now for me it’s “Mom, Mom, Mom, guess what?… Chicken Butt”😳 on repeat
2026-10-01 19:38:59
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theunfaithomable :
The mama mama mama mama mama mama DRIVES ME NUTSSSS
2026-10-01 20:40:34
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🌟Megan🌟 :
"Got us written out of that will... thank you so much"😭🤣
2026-10-01 21:39:51
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✨ash•uh•lee✨ :
I threaten to drop mine off with the Amish on the regular 🫡 I feel you sister
2026-10-01 18:42:47
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Katie Harris :
My son in Walmart “MOMMY DID YOU REMEMBER TO WEAR UNDERWEAR TODAY!?!?” I’ve never once forgot to put underwear on and never even had a conversation about it with him.
2026-10-02 13:29:57
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Robin Lynn Holmberg :
My son was 2 years old and I had him in a target bathroom. I had to change my tampon so I said “Lucas turn around” which he did. Mid string pull he turns and says (loudly) MOMMY! Why did you pull a dead rat out of your butt????”
2026-10-03 15:04:19
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Gina🐈⬛ :
My then 4yr old Walmart bathroom. I hang up my pink purse on the door. She very loudly(full bathroom) “ Hey mom!! I see your pink pursie” the laughter I heard and the walk of shame. [Tears of joy] We laugh about it now. She’s 14 😂😂😅
2026-10-01 22:44:15
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Soldier_always :
The first day we moved in my 4 year old told my neighbor he wants a half a leg like him so he can have a chair with wheels too.
2026-10-02 12:39:53
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nikki :
“Mommy can we have dinner tonight” 😩🤣 like I don’t feed them and they don’t have access to unlimited snacks 😭😂
2026-10-02 06:51:32
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CMitch :
My youngest loves pasta. Got cavatappi noodles because I wanted to switch it up. He refused dinner saying they taste different. 🙄
2026-10-01 23:40:13
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Desi🤍 :
My toddler open the stall door and ran out all the way out of the public bathroom. Another mom stopped him right out of the bathroom and brought him back to the restroom and made him wait until I was done and made him apologize. I was never more thankful for a random women
2026-10-07 21:37:42
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Ash :
Did we........did we give birth to the same children? 🤔🤣
2026-10-01 18:17:18
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Steph :
One time we were in line at a VERY busy Costco and my youngest who was 3 at the time says “MOMMA REMEMBER WHEN YIU TRIED TO CHOKE ME!?” Ummmm for the record I have NO idea whys he was referring too 😳
2026-10-01 19:32:47
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svalentine :
my kids stopped liking spaghetti..
2026-10-01 20:01:58
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krystalfrank44 :
I started saying WE LOOK WITH OUR EYES AND NOT OUR HANDS every time we enter a store and make them repeat it. Because WHY do you only want to touch the breakable items 😭
2026-10-02 13:04:57
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Ashley :
Pleaseee keep making these 👏😂👏😂 the struggle is so real!!! the accuracy here!!!!! 😂😂😂
2026-10-02 10:38:23
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rose “Grandma Rose” mader :
my grandson says " mom drinks and drives" 😳 what does she drink? red bull 🙄
2026-10-01 19:36:58
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ShayB :
Mines asked a stranger “ why you look like that” 🙃 I walked away and prayed he didn’t hear him lol did i mention he pointed at him 🤦🏽♀️
2026-10-01 20:43:19
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