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Felicity015-B :
Got in the car once and my mum called me by my Fanfiction.net username 💔
2026-10-02 11:55:20
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🦢Shy🦢 :
“Have you been enjoying your freedom on our wifi recently?” END ME.
2026-10-02 01:32:14
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Sinclair 𝄞 :
My dad is convinced im a lesbian since I was 10 and he keeps tellign me he loves me no matter what and that its natural and I dont know how to tell him im not a lesbian and that ive never been a lesbian at all
2026-10-02 04:30:06
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KawaiiFailure 🍝🌎 / 🇱🇹🇵🇱 :
me when my mom jokingly accuses me of doing something I actually do
2026-10-01 23:55:09
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⋆｡˚꒰ঌ 𝔐𝔲𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔨𝔦𝔫 ໒꒱˚｡⋆ :
"Why is your pencil sharpener missing a blade?" "What is the purple app on your phone?"
2026-10-02 00:56:33
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catcel :
bought a new vibe one day and was testing it out and she knocked on my door before opening it NO ONE knocks before opening doors in my house
2026-10-01 20:57:24
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ℙ𝕠𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕘 :
“Why are you scrolling so much?” When I was reading the most GNARLY fanfic ever
2026-10-02 00:21:29
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July_Drawz :
"Can I borrow your phone to goggle something" NO.
2026-10-02 03:29:57
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⋆⭒˚.⋆ 𝓑𝓻𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓵𝔂𝓷 𝓖𝓾𝔂☆ :
My friend accidentally used he/him pronouns IN FRONT OF MY MOTHER (she’s homophobic)
2026-10-01 20:28:45
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𖥔 ࣪ ძ᥆ᥡᥣᥱ⁺˳‧٭𝄞࿐ :
My religious mother saying "Why aren't you doing anything STRAIGHT" she emphasized the word straight so much I genuinely flinched
2026-10-02 05:08:26
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ash ཐི❤︎ཋྀ 🍥 :
how i feel when they start asking questions abt my sexuality or religious beliefs (lesbian and atheist)😳😳😳
2026-10-02 00:41:41
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Haruo๑>◡<๑☆ Kaelix no.1 fan :
“Met anyone you like? Any guys… or girls” The day before this I made out with a girl at the mall❤️🩹
2026-10-02 07:59:32
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˙✧˖°𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓲𝓴𝓸🦈ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ :
“Why are you hiding your phone~?” “Are you hiding something?” YES ACTUALLY
2026-10-02 03:36:39
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Yumers :P :
the app i left open and fell asleep was closed when i woke up in the morning🫡
2026-10-03 05:22:06
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࿙ K𐓟ιɾᴏu ᛭†𓈈 🎠 D𖹭n's BFF⋰⋰ :
"Check your phone" After my downtime (That I bypasses by sneaking on her phone and enabling date and time)
2026-10-03 05:09:17
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Liam me like spinny air :
was gonna do an eyebrow slit and suddenly the eyebrow razor and the hair cutting scissors are gone still did it tho
2026-10-01 21:35:47
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✊⚡❌cm punk❌⚡✊ :
asked me if I was atheist while at Christmas mass.
2026-10-03 03:13:10
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Sam/Lance :
it's like no mama.... my room just always smells this funny
2026-10-02 04:48:11
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rin ᯓ☆ | doll's angel🪽 :
i feel like my parents know about my old c.ai chats because the next day after accidentally leaving the app open they set up screentime and deleted the app
2026-10-01 22:38:10
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UKSLANDER :
me except im paranoid so i think that my parents have trackers and microphones on me and know everything i say and do 🥹✌️
2026-10-02 11:47:35
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˖ ࣪ꉂ`🧁.┆lucky :
Texted me “Come downstairs. We have to talk.” Just to ask me about dinner
2026-10-02 02:55:14
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pippetmaster🦄😽 :
Randomly saying that I can tell her anything and that she knows everything 💔
2026-10-02 04:00:24
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jax !? :
mom bursts in my room and says “hand them over, now.” i pause, she stays quiet. what could it be? “what?” i respond, imagining the worst. “you have dishes in your room.”
2026-10-02 03:32:42
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⋆.˚𖦹⋆✮⋆alex⋆✮⋆𖦹˚.⋆ :
Im ja parinoid asf tho so most of the time it’s nothing
2026-10-01 23:37:40
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