@willburkart: TOUR: Vancouver 10/9, Ft. Lauderdale 10/16-17, Kansas City 10/30, Los Angeles 11/6, Raleigh 11/11, Orlando 11/12, Buffalo 11/18-19, Louisville 12/3, Cincinnati 12/4-5, Huntsville AL 12/11-12, Los Angeles 12/19, San Diego 1/14-16, Dallas 1/21-23, Los Angeles 1/27, Madison 2/4-6, DC 2/20, Houston 3/4-6, Austin 3/18-20, Portland 3/26, Seattle 3/27, San Francisco 4/16-17, Los Angeles 4/25, Berlin 5/4, Amsterdam 5/5, London 5/6, Birmingham 5/8, Manchester 5/9, Edinburgh 5/11, Dublin 5/12, Vegas 5/21-22, Sacramento 6/4-5, San Antonio 6/17-19, Corona CA 7/8-10, Irvine 7/11, Charlotte 7/22, Greenville SC 7/23-24 #standupcomedy #comedy #standup

dani 🦦 :

So is this a bad time? Or am I allowed to stay?

Nyx :

I have these little monsters (i love them they're axolotls)

EMIKY :

“They like to cuddle!?!? Ughhhh” THE NOISE HE MADE AFTER THIS WAS FUNNY 😭😭😭

Laurie :

I’ve got 2 hamsters 🐹

ᗢ ⍟⎊⧗🕷🎧AS🎧🕷⧗⎊⍟ ᗢ :

my two rats died😭

Moonbunny :

I shared my tea with my rat every morning- she was a rescue

Bru :

My girls are way cleaner than man for sure ❤️

Yrsa Lenander :

I have 2 gerbils :3

I got bored 😑 :

I have a pet bat😁

milk :

expression is on point 😭

Ris :

Ratties were some of my favorite pets to have but their lifespans are so short 😭

♡ ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა Seren :

My gaming buddy, I have five rats

Vi❤️‍🔥 :

I have 2 gerbils and 2 ferrets ❤️❤️

bigtimechickennugget :

my pigeon and I here like 🧍‍♀️

Support là Thần 🤣 :

I have the same reactions 😂😂😂

mooooon :

training ninja turtle are hilarious 😆

⃟ :

beardie owner

Paracosm 🇨🇦 :

I had 2 rats as pets, they were brothers and named Mike and Ike 😂

EMIKY :

“You mean heaven?” WAS FUNNY 😭😭😭

CullarsCritters :

3 coatimundis, 2 Patagonian Maras, 2 leopard tortoises, 1 sulcata tortoise, 30 chickens, 1 umbrella cockatoo, 1 galah cockatoo, 1 eclectus, 1 Scarlett macaw, and 4 dogs!

Lemon the rat king :

One of my best friends had rats. They were dogs. Rats are literally just tiny dogs.

layla :

My sister

zaratushtra1 :

I have tourets ☠️

missmia.805 🏳️‍⚧️♥️🏳️‍⚧️🩷 :

Hahaha! Can't wait for LA, Oct 22!

Beth :