@floydhere: Most of them don't do anything. #floydhere #dryhumor #absurdhumor #weirdtok #surrealhumor

floyd :

If you have two of them in the same room, put one in the garage.

✨️⭐️ Amanda the Kish ⭐️✨️ :

thats how you.

Tajia Bergman :

Nothing in my cupholder but when I got home from work there was one on my hallway floor, it wasn’t there when I left and I live alone.

Ash :

This is my favorite account.

Melanie Raypole :

thanks for reminding me I left my moon roof open!!

dumdado :

What if it's lighter on both sides?

Leslac :

Is it only true if you hold the onion in your right hand?

Jordan curnutt :

Corgi :

dang, I only got 2 quarters and a nickel in my cup holder 😭

13itlost :

What if it's a nickel? Cause it's floating right now?

jmaster1324 :

tevye?

ASS-jesus :

I get the strange feeling you could butt chug a stiff drink quick like and really enjoy a good fist fight

RavenPen :

What do I do if I don’t have a nightstand?

Dutch McL :

What kinda crazy nonsense are you spouting

Anthony :

we love a good schizopost