@derpdidly: #CapCut #mine #donttouch #pov #marriage

ohbobbiquilts :

Jokes on you. My husband can’t even tell when I flirt with him.

❤️‍🔥Vexira :

I love when women flirt with my husband. I just sit back and watch lol he doesn’t flirt back. He shuts that shit down quicker than I could.

CATastrophic :

lmao the quickness in which I sent this to my husband was outstanding

kdl0311 :

jokes on her, I already am 💅

Renee :

Looks at him. Looks at her keeps eye contact with her while asking him “you think she’d want to be a third” makes them back away quick

HoshiOdessa :

The one chick that he's having issues with not leaving him alone has failed to realize the danger she's in by messing with a witch's husband.

Annalee 💕⭐️ :

Jokes on you, he’s a felon so I gotta stay with a clean record we can’t both be screwed lmao 🤣

Back2Ms.C :

My man is clueless i literally have to tell him when I’m flirting

Willow Mikalohva :

and the whole time im looking at the person flirting with my man like "but is it worth your life?"

Discolemonade2021 :

my hubby gets uncomfortable when he realizes someone flirts with him....that's what makes me angry...don't make him uncomfortable

TrashcanJulia :

We were at bitbar and I took my son to the bathroom and the waitress was leaned over the table blocking our seats flirting with my husband and I said "you can keep flirting with my husband, I agree he’s handsome as hell but can we sit down?" I thought she was going to have a heart attack but hey we got two full cups of coins to play the arcade games for free

LAM :

Ha! My husband doesn't even know when girls are flirting with him until i reenact the conversation. 🤣

Sharon :

I love the ones who do it in private. Or so subtly that it comes across as friendly! Trust, I see you. 👏

brandiriegle :

No joke!!!!!!!! I have street cred I’m from Stockton 😂

ThreeEyedJackal :

My wife when I point out to her that a woman was flirting with her. I'm eternally grateful she can only recognize when men are flirting because otherwise I wouldn't have had a chance

Jinsoo :

My husband and I are poly and I love watching what happens when they find out I'm not even the slightest bit upset. Always the funniest reactions.

Linda Depatie :

lol ..l .very never had to worried about that he just laughs 😃..Me well l.m a wolverine lol and he has to calm me down 😂😂😂

rache.laulu19 :

my husband and I were at a bar..some girl walked in and kept looking at him...he didn't notice at first then turned and looked at me..I gave her the death stare and she turned around so fast and walked right out the door 😂😂

diamond2025$ :

Oh he knows and not only does he have to worry about me but he has to worry about my daughter cause she don’t play about her stepdad 😂😂

Icedrake12 :

im judging the distance i have to sprint before the gun goes off

gecko :

anna_banana :

🤣 I just sent this to my boyfriend

blair barnett :

I already am one

Alexa :

I give him a chance to either shut it down or allow me to if he doesn't know how.