@headintheoffice: INFINITE CORNBALL: Pete Hegseth gave us another round of slam poetry at Quantico in front of hundreds of troops, this time fumbling a few pre-prepared quips while claiming they are no longer “the woke department”. Peter Thiel said evil people might not be bad if they are efficient, but I think Pete Hegseth is just plain evil. #petehegseth #peterthiel #quantico #leftist

boricuaM13 :

He talks in memes and taglines and it’s insane

🐕 :

love that he stumbled all over it…I’m sure he practiced for weeeeks

picklehappens :

Cam :

let’s go can’t wait for my freebie friday

Ali Birdman🇨🇦 :

this shouldn't bug me as much as it is. but he goes out of his way to try to rhyme throughout most of that. but then goes from wimps to radicals. Like at least be consistent with your cringe

Tsagan Max Speed? :

Pete 🫩

Atuqjiña :

Bro Saw the boys and wants to outdo the Deep lol

aiden :

he’s doing like slam poetry???? but he keeps stuttering??

Chasephoenix :

I know it's probably because of the Islam exemption, but, there's also a non-zero chance that Hegseth is mad he can't grow a beard and feels like less of a man because of it, so he banned them to give himself an excuse. I choose to believe this because it's funny and if Hegseth ever hears it he'll feel bad.

willard :

Peter theil was raised in a Nazi colony so his take on “evil being good” probably comes from that

FlockOfDeagles :

He’s so embarrassing it’s sickening.

lev :

Bro someone Kirk me istg

charly :

Man at least practice your slam before you take it to the open mic. You could convince me this was being generated right in front of him

Ford :

no radicals!

_we_are_so_freaking_doomed_ :

He was even corny on Fox. How anyone thought that he’d be good in a high ranking government position.

Usopp. D Liar :

This is like shitty gruff army guy fiction levels of dialogue. Not even the 80s were this damn campy and corny

Kendrick Samuels :

When it comes to this administration, I don’t think I cringe anymore than when I hear this guy talking

andy :

didn't he like panic so bad on his one combat deployment that he never had one again

veiled📚 :

HE'S IN THE DRUNK DEPARTMENT 😂

Xabior___★ :

Mind you this is him

Xabior___★ :

JedinatorGator :

I really hope he enjoys his job because when this administration is over hes gonna and should hear two beautiful words YOU’RE FIRED!!!!

MOST :

The POTUS checks at least 4 of those boxes too 😭

ChiChiBanBan :

CashClam :

Why’s he glowing like he’s in stage two of his boss fight?