@bassem: The Fatal Mistake 🫢 See where I am going: - San Diego, 9 Oct - Los Angeles, 10 Oct - Tampa, 16 Oct - Ft. Lauderdale, 17 Oct - Detroit, 23 Oct - Toronto, 13-14 Nov - ⁠Winnipeg, 28 Nov Catch me at my next comedy show, grab your tickets from the link in the Bio

🧿 Sarah🇨🇦 🍉 :

The whole story is giving “Kal-El, no” 😂

ɴᴏɴᴄʜᴀʟᴀɴᴛ🃏 :

It's always on October

Hana :

The story keep changing every single time 😂😂😂

Sara :

Take away of this story: Allah o Akbar opens doors

Gul :

May Allah forgive me for laughing out loud 😂😂

NenaSn 🇷🇸🇵🇸 :

Amido :

A plane nose diving vertically down… how do you walk to the cockpit?[Tears of joy][Tears of joy]

Imtiaz Mohammed :

next when i book a flight i will ask if theres an expert plumber onboard

mk :

are you saying that mr bibi is lying?

As Sabr :

They lie and we know they lie but for some reason they are so convinced in their lies they want them to become our reality.

R.A.M.K :

The captain unlocks the door hit himself and blames the copilot

hewaydaali3 :

Free Free palestine

ronyrajeh :

Ur so silly

MirzaAzar :

even the cups don't know when to spill goddammit

casablancanews :

Omoh these people

user1234567890🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸🍉 :

free palestine

Dr:Hend Ahmed :

هم لي بيدخلوا مقوله الله اكبر ف الموضوع؟

RHADO :

THE OSCAR AWARD 😂😂

nghuiq :

كلنا شكينا في البداية … بس في الأخير اتضحت الحقيقة

Frank K :

Actually the aircraft went nose up again when everybody ran to the tail.

zamoh@DarkAngel :

All the passengers rushed 😳😅

Hamdi Bader|🇸🇩🇸🇦|الحصة وطن :

فليم هندي بامتياز

Maria🤍 :

Every retelling comes with a new plot twist. 😂💀

✨ح✨ :

I can’t deal! Love this guy

Ankoo⚔️floki :

that's why I love Mr bassem 😂😂