@1morethread: I’m driving to Canada to buy an unreasonable amount of canned mackerel but customs might think I’m importing it to sell #redditstories #storytime #reddit #reddit_tiktok #minecraftparkour

k𓅓 :

this is the kind of overthinking i participate in

cthulhutentacles :

2 days after getting home canned mackerel now gives him the ick

Gale :

"someone said this whole post reads like its written by a cat. i dont have a defense for that" im cracking tf up but i get this guy at least hes not obsessed with tuna, i was eating enough to be concerned about the mercury at one point 💀

StarRoyalty4477 :

can't he just order it online if he's that worried?

islam.fucks.goats.3 :

Written by a cat [Tears of joy]

Shark_Knight99 :

Ryanxiety :

Now I want to try that fish.

⦻ Puppet ⦻ :

Do I like fish? Not even a tiny bit. Do I, an autistic person with food obsessions, understand this feeling perfectly? Fuck yeah I do.

OllieOllie :

The thought of op running an underground canned mackerel business has me cackling

The Big JP :

reasonable quest to find oneself on btw

Meeeeeesh :

This man is now like 1-2% mercury by weight lmao

Nova Nocturne Art :

You can literally submit requests to your local Costco to stock items you want and usually they are happy to do so.

October<3 :

May gout never find this man

A A Ron :

At this point maybe just call the manufacturer and straight up ask if they can ship straight to his house from Poland 😂

DailyFailure :

When he realizes Canadian supermarkets are the only option

RuneVex🇨🇦 :

I feel like the answer would be just to call Customs and Border and just... ask them about the rules

_littlecherryblossom :

so the answer is 50 pounds if anyone wants to know 😭

(OOC) bombel :

poland mentioned

Weirdo :

do not offer anymore explantions to there answers than required. it seams more suspicious to them than someone hauling 100 cans of fish😂

Jack Dunmore :

The mercury 😷

bard2life :

Take two cars one for fish and one for the rest

🇧🇪Sylveon ♡s unc samsonite🪉 :

bro scalped mackerel for himself

sillewitttenburg :

Damn, the mackerel in my pantry is calling my name now😆

Bleepfox :

THIS IS WHY WALMART DIDN'T HAVE MY MACKEREL???

بن محمد :

why does he not eat fresh fish? why only canned 🥀