@phoenixascendants: When I tell you I think we are raising a comedic genius.. I mean that shit. #kidsoftiktok #systemtok #parents #systok #fyp

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that_one_person930
❤️🖤Riven🖤❤️ :
your child is to be protected because she is hilarious 😂
2026-10-03 09:27:15
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cinna_bear
Charles/Charlie/CJ :
The “You are a he he” had me dieing I love it
2026-10-03 17:17:54
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starrynightssys
✮ 🄲🄰🄻🄻🄰🄽 ✮ :
I feel like I never see system parents, that is so cool omg.
2026-10-03 12:53:10
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unqualified_therapist
Cello :
Does y’all’s kid know she’s the funniest ever?
2026-10-03 14:26:18
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arlo.ashwood
Arlo :
question. was everyone on broad to be parents or were some people opposed to the idea? our system would love to have a kid, i think the only one how doesn't is Dave and hes lowkey a bitch (still love him though)
2026-10-03 13:53:36
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starfleshsys0
starflesh ✶ :
"..of course Drew told you. (-_-)" tells us EVERYTHING we need to know about how much stuff Drew will yap about 😭
2026-10-03 02:35:45
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c4s1n0s_p4r4d1se
⭑𓂃Mayor Noob. :
question, how did the collective confirm or decide to have a kid? Our collective has been struggling on the idea of adopting for a while because everyone has mixed feelings/genq
2026-10-03 07:42:55
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lexingtonlives
LexingtonLives Breads version :
Ah yes, please help us! We are planning on having kids when we are older, but we don’t know if we should tell our child about our system or when if we ever do or how so tips on that would be really really appreciated
2026-10-03 15:58:44
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.gal_failure
Willow :
I love this it feels like proof that not only can children be happy and fulfilled in a household with system parents, but also like. if a child can comprehend, be ok with, and not develop it then it also feels like proof of children ngaf about their parent transitioning, or having other "unconventional" traits
2026-10-03 13:44:21
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celliestarry
CellieStarry :
Your child is HILARIOUS. Ours is quiet at best, mildly concerning at worst 😅. Still love him though -G
2026-10-03 12:41:34
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noctis_of_lunaria
Noctis :
I'm following, because I would LOVE more stories about systems being parents, I don't hear such very often (this might be the first time actually, thinking about it) and, respectfully, it's pretty entertaining
2026-10-03 07:21:36
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alices0wonderland
Alice's Wonderland :
"she built like John Cena or The Rock?" sent me 🤣 that was hilarious -🦇🍷
2026-10-03 11:33:55
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yourgentlemanjester
🎪Your Gentleman Jester🎪 :
as a system who also had a kid this is awesome to see
2026-10-04 08:23:37
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the_thing.is_back
•entity of above• :
just curious how you initially went about explaining systems to her and how you explain to her to not just go around telling people?
2026-10-03 05:02:15
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the_sunny_side06
sunnyrae🎭(Nifftys Version) :
The way Drew comes up and goes “that one really hurt…cuz it’s true” has me giggling
2026-10-03 02:21:40
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libbytheyraven
⭐ 🐦‍⬛ Libbytheyraven 🐦‍⬛ ⭐ :
is there a thing with people putting Phoenix at the end of their usernames? I've seen it so often now
2026-10-04 12:41:40
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sagesofrl
sagesofrl :
LMAOOOOOOOO THAT’S SO FUNNY
2026-10-04 13:52:03
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.riley584
‧₊ ᵎᵎ r¡łęý ꒰ঌᰔᩚ໒꒱ ‧₊ :
more please this is so funnyyyy
2026-10-03 18:37:45
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stefangalbreath
Stefan or Zero :
I need to know more 😂 currently my son is only 3 months old but we are terrified of how to properly introduce our child to our system when it’s the appropriate time to have that conversation. He has two system parents
2026-10-03 10:51:44
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hidden0way
hidden0way :
hey as a system hoping to be a parent one day please continue to share more about being a system parent
2026-10-03 11:06:55
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family_feud_syst
Family_Feud_syst :
...I mean IS the 3 year old like the rock? 👀 -a nosey twink
2026-10-03 07:35:25
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gaiafoundation
the fluffle :
never trust the little or middles....those mfers are devious and unpredictable! I mean at least crime can normally be prevented by blueberries-🦖 (Moss)
2026-10-03 13:00:21
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salfisherface1
🌀🐈Sal Fisher🎸💤 :
NOT THE FUCKING BELONEA SANDWICH EW
2026-10-03 21:00:15
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atticusnotfinch
🐾 Viktor/Crow 🌙 :
I’m curious. You told someone in another comment that you don’t have a kid (you’ve said it a few times in live too) and now you’re back to posting content about your kid, so I’m confused??
2026-10-03 20:45:10
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kaitheokami
Kai Hogan :
My mom is DID as well love her so much and my life
2026-10-03 18:28:23
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