“what? worried i’m gonna find your drug stash?” yeah a little
2026-10-03 20:17:56
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p²💤 :
my grandma asked "so are there any cute boys at school?" then jokingly added "...or girls?", i genuinely just looked at her like
2026-10-03 11:04:33
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WMspam :
“At least you dont stay up 32 seconds past your bedtime”
2026-10-03 17:18:40
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Haileylio_coolio :
“Atleast your not a mass murderer” hitting a little to close to home momma
2026-10-03 16:31:40
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evie ˙𐃷˙ :
“You’ve been smoking pot haven’t you🤣” “yea dad totally so much weed🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣” 👀👀👀👀👀
2026-10-03 13:53:12
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🕸️ :
"at least youre straight" woah mama slow your roll
2026-10-03 16:07:49
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Jaybleee 🫶 :
“It’s not like you cheated, atleast you tried your best.” Oh, mama…
2026-10-03 13:21:08
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⋆˚₊ 𖤓🎣δεε δεε🎣☽˚.⋆ :
“At least you didn’t kill 5 kids at a pizzeria in 1985” let me hold your hands when I tell you this mom…
2026-10-03 18:17:46
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tommy ★ ♫ :
"why do you take so long in the bathroom? are you looking at naked people?" no
2026-10-03 12:37:04
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THE jabber wonger :
“My kid would NEVER!”
2026-10-03 16:24:11
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𑣲. 𝐿𝑒𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒮𝑜𝓊𝓁 𐙚⋆.˚ :
“I’m surprised you hanging out with all these girls hasn’t turned you into a girl too!” Yeah about that dad… 😭
2026-10-03 18:25:30
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nóel (^q^) :
the day I smoked a cigarette for the first time my mom made a joke about me smoking cigarettes and for some reason it scared me so bad I never smoked again
2026-10-03 23:44:19
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zy🎸 :
and you can't tell if she's sarcastic or not
2026-10-03 11:58:49
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.・❧ᰔིྀ𝔇𝔞𝔥𝔩𝔦𝔞ᰔིྀ☙・. :
“Don’t tell me you’re just going to watch porn on that phone.” Close enough, but I’m reading it. (this is a joke unless you count the ‘sex’ implied scenes in the kind of books or shows I watch)
2026-10-04 04:30:02
1
Luna🍂🎃☕️ :
“You acting as if you don’t believe in god”
2026-10-04 04:26:35
5
⋆。˚꒰ঌ mia ໒꒱˚。⋆ :
“At least you didn’t eat the whole jar of Nutella “ …mama I’m a criminal…😔
2026-10-04 04:27:26
1
whimberry. 🐾🦄🍓 :
“imagine if you had tiktok” uhm..
2026-10-04 04:31:56
3
★𝔲𝔯 𝔪𝔬𝔪𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔫𝔤★ :
"at least your not Jack the Ripper".... crap.
2026-10-04 02:07:42
53
jaritzaaaaaaa :
“Why you keep trying to hide your phone, you be watching porn” no 👀👀👀👀👀👀 never👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 not at all👀👀👀👀👀👀
2026-10-04 00:34:00
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╶⃝⃤𝘙𝘺𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘵⋆🐾° ╶⃝⃤ :
“At least you arent LGBTQ+” about that….(trans and pan)
2026-10-03 13:43:54
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∆CE :
"It's like you don't believe in God" yeah, so
2026-10-03 13:54:31
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That super smart berd-ly :
“At least you’re not talking to strangers online hah!” So…
2026-10-03 17:16:31
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Jase :
“at least you’re maga”
2026-10-04 00:46:23
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louisa :
i don’t have any examples i just want to use this sticker
2026-10-03 14:35:20
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🧫Anne edits🧬 :
“At least your not having sex-“ woah there pal
2026-10-03 13:35:06
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