@standupdylan: These kids only know how clocks work on weekends 🤦🏼‍♂️😂 #momhumor #momhumour

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Saturday 03 October 2026 14:18:34 GMT
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keeder43
keeder43 :
PMO because school days I have to peel his azz out of bed. However there's been Saturdays when he has awaken at 5am, bright eyed and bushy tailed. LORD 😭😭😭😭😭
2026-10-03 15:39:03
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karenpostoncisneros
Karen Poston :
7 on the dot this morning
2026-10-03 15:41:23
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ab1912071
Annie :
Then they get mad at you for waking up late 😭
2026-10-05 06:50:09
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ladystiltskin67
kaye_B :
I cannot get my son up for school 😩 but at 4:50am every Saturday he's ready to take on the world 😭
2026-10-05 17:03:50
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mazaf34
Sa :
Today was my ONLY day of the week that I could sleep in. The whole week I had to wake them up and TODAY my youngest decided to wake up early and to wake me up.
2026-10-03 17:51:27
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cattok444
CocoNOT👑 :
They woke up at 659 at on the dot today ……
2026-10-03 14:55:47
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toniaanderson43
teaberry :
😂😂😂
2026-10-03 14:29:07
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k708933
K? 🇨🇦 🇵🇱 :
Nothing can convince me that having kids is a good idea.
2026-10-03 16:32:02
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sourdoughfromscratch
Noelle Gingras :
Just leave them inside they’re fine
2026-10-04 11:07:00
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rumrunner
Rumrunner🖤🩶🤍💜 :
But why do I have to fight to get you up for school
2026-10-03 16:24:29
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msmurder79
MsMurder79 :
kids waking up too early on the weekend is the WORST!
2026-10-05 02:55:18
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themanningtribe
coco🖤 :
that's how I felt at 7 am this morning I yelled this is wild work why is everyone up
2026-10-05 06:41:23
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katerina.petrova543
Katerina Petrova :
Me literally right now I’m pissed
2026-10-03 15:50:00
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ajflora25
AJ👸🏾🇸🇸🇸🇩💎♎️ :
No thank you 😂😂😂
2026-10-03 14:22:22
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lovleytreseee
lovleytreseee :
I literally can NOT wake my daughter up at 7am on the weekday but she up bright and early at 6am on Saturday! Girl 😭😭
2026-10-03 16:12:21
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kkineee
Kine :
6.16 on a Saturday
2026-10-03 19:34:09
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jaims_j
Jaims :
Imagining this was my mom when I was little but I had no idea 😂. Sorry mom! 🥰
2026-10-03 14:29:46
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italiangirl8888
Anita G. :
I’m PEEEING!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-04 00:27:17
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safetyinletters
SafetyInLetters🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 :
I do not miss this part of parenting small children at all. Up at the crack of dawn dealing with at least one kid being a little chaos demon every morning for more than a decade. EXHAUSTING! Now my 12 year old will sleep until at least 10am on weekends and largely does her own thing once she gets up, and I’m lucky if I see my 17 year old before noon. So it does eventually get better!
2026-10-03 17:56:52
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ashleythatsme88
Ashley :
I used to wake up early to eat cereal and watch cartoons. I didn’t give a fuck what my mom did. I didn’t even bother her 😂
2026-10-03 17:16:47
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mamlungwana34
Lethu Madikizela :
me all the time😂
2026-10-03 14:23:13
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046tashyd
Tashyd046 :
I didn’t get it and now I get it. Sorry babies.
2026-10-03 16:37:57
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itsbrittbishh_
It’s Brittany bishhhhh :
My 7yr old has been up since 5
2026-10-03 14:59:01
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chrikky8
chrikky :
2026-10-03 14:32:36
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birdi375
Caitlin :
Me having a little one while I’m over here In perimenopause
2026-10-03 15:54:55
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