@jannick.apitz: Bona Zera 🇩🇪 #dating #german #funny #pov #comedy

tikavooo :

Italy trains always on time???

glowingbones :

"I think I will just become a cappuccino" 😂

euforia :

italian and german. two opposite ends of a spectrum

Ludovica Moro :

I am Italian and he is German. On our first date, I arrived earlier than him and that really surprised him. We’re getting married next year 😂

SYLVIA AND LILY💗🧸✨ :

"let's start the date"😁😁😁😁

v1gnazz :

well as an italian, i can confirm that our trains are on time once in a year, maybe.

ashley :

Not the undisclosed ad

Désirée De La Mater 🎨 & ✍️ :

my husband is German and this is so accurate. I'm french, so close enough [Tears of joy]

Rachel hattig :

No such thing as being late in Italy. 😂

accalia.snow 🍉🐨 :

My mum is Italian, my dad is German. Nailed it hahahaha

i.mean.weird.but.okay :

Apparently me, an autistic, needs a neurotypical German partner 😂

Ndie Zoe👑 :

This man is exasperating[Laugh approved][Laugh approved][Laugh approved]

Bush :

I've never gone 50-50 on a meal with a women in 60 years i did once joke are we going Dutch on the dinner the Girl said if you do this i will stand on the table and scream😱

Mutere13 :

You are so funny! And annyoing at the same time.[Snicker]

Maverick :

I’m dying 😭😭😭😭

Satur's Storage :

Not the clock allergy 😭

drunk on rodeo drive :

"bring the recycling to the street" AHAHAHAHHAHAOMG

Steve :

What next date?

prettypleasedd :

The constant jokes about the lateness, but we know Jannick is not joking.

Brodie :

ADHD Girl | Chaos Goblin ☕️🧠 :

im so convinced im German.. 😂

Margi_Matilde :

And think that I’m an italian speaking German fluently 😉

zenisova.a :

gerita

Everybonnie :

I recognize my former, now deceased, mother-in-law here. So passive-aggressive.

doodlemom71 :

"Save like a German 15 " discount code 🤣😂