@alexmryan: he then replied and said “you are the craziest bitc* ive ever met” and I left the room and carried on with my day 🤣🤣🤣 #nursing #nurse #comedy #relatable #nurselife
If they're with it, I'm at the point that I just document EXACTLY what they said and call the cops to press charges. if they're confused and trying to act on it, congratulations. you are getting haldol, restraints, and a workplace violence alert on your chart. play games with someone else.
2026-10-03 23:34:46
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_hanniexo :
I always say “great! then I won’t have to come to work tomorrow!”
2026-10-03 19:55:31
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Lisa Marie :
Tell me you're an ER nurse without telling me you're an ER nurse. 😂
2026-10-04 02:35:15
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TaylorAndMike :
I once had someone tell me they were going to get out of bed and beat the crap out of me and I replied” since you’ve been bed bound since you’ve been here, I’d actually be really impressed with that.”
2026-10-04 02:42:23
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Lori BSN, RN :
I also spell my name if they want to complain 🤣
2026-10-03 20:02:05
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kindafunnyalwaystired :
“Don’t threaten me with a good time” really be coming out my mouth too often.
2026-10-03 21:56:47
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Melissa :
The time off would be refreshing
2026-10-07 01:09:31
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katiebaby :
Dementia lady: I’m going to throw you out this window me: I’m taking you with me.
2026-10-03 19:47:54
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Stacy Marie :
“I wish you would” is always my response.
2026-10-03 21:24:54
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Shift Insanity :
The number of times we do this without batting an eye is just disturbing 😂
2026-10-03 19:29:23
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Brandy :
i got told "me and my momma are going to murder you and cut u up". without a thought came out, "tell her meet me outside"🤣
2026-10-04 02:09:46
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chelsea🏁 :
This is literally the definition of meeting the patient at their level 😂
2026-10-06 12:08:39
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NurseMeg :
See...another reason I have to stay on night shift 🤣 Between this, and telling the belligerent patients that I'm disappointed in them and they need to come up with more creative insults, I don't belong on day shift lol
2026-10-05 10:04:04
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Roo Louise :
had a dementia resident threaten to break my arm and I said "do it or let me go." in the minutes that this is happening the other agitated resident walked to the pull station right beside us (but just out of reach) and pulled the fire alarm and I looked at him and said "now would truly be best for me" and he let me go 😭😂
2026-10-06 06:58:54
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Life in progress :
I actually salute you
2026-10-06 11:25:34
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Porco Rosso :
Exhausted beyond repair - until tomorrow.
2026-10-06 11:54:47
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Taylor Theile :
By all means PLEASE
2026-10-05 15:31:47
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keri_aug05 :
“Go ahead, I’ll get to go home and I’ll get some paid days off from this shithole, you would be doing me a favor” has rolled off my tongue far too easy far too many times!
2026-10-04 00:10:56
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carrllyy_ :
I always say “you better hit me hard enough to send me home” 💀
2026-10-04 13:16:31
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Priyal & Archie :
Them: “I wanna go home” me: “if you can get out of this bed I’ll let you go home”
2026-10-03 19:20:04
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sorry-we-dont-know-each-other :
A man once yelled at me "I'll k*ll you in your sleep, if you don't stop looking at me." I of course continued looking cuz he was like a train wreck. When I woke up the next morning, I was pissed. like WTH, Jeffrey! I took your word. (next time I'll make them pinky swear)
2026-10-04 09:08:23
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No This Is Patrick :
I cut my hand open doing something dumb in my mid twenties… I apologized to the PA or RN I can’t remember who was sewing me up for wasting her time… she said “are you kidding me this is a break from having to deal with the crazy people.”
2026-10-04 14:35:12
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audreyf2693 :
I always say "please do" bc honestly I could use a week off
2026-10-03 22:32:26
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Nicole Stevens :
You’re like… please take me out 😅😭
2026-10-03 17:22:54
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Selene Cortinas :
🤭 Also happens in middle school, I say the same thing lol or if they call me a bitch I just say “yes I know, you’re not telling me anything new 🤷🏼♀️“
2026-10-04 11:30:59
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