@saltsugarandstories: GOOD MORNING, Y’ALL! 😂 Well, I thought I was BLIND at 5:30 this morning, so that’s how my day started. Apparently these little underneath lashes and sleeping like I’m unconscious are not a good combination. Y’all, vanity is gonna be the end of me. 😂 But I come by it honestly. My grandma believed black hair should remain BLACK at all times, and that woman left this earth with her hair rinse sitting right beside her. So really, what chance did I have? 😂❤️ From there we somehow went from lashes… to my new daily Zyrtec routine… to the time I accidentally LAUNCHED a big red gelatin pill across the table at the meanest girl in the home and thought I was about to meet Jesus… and then to the psychological warfare I apparently conduct against MYSELF. 😂 Because yes, I still have Lime Slush Alani, but no, I will not drink them every day. I need to KNOW they’re out there. It’s the same reason 20-something-year-old me used to set an alarm for 3:00 AM just so I could wake up, turn it off and tell it, “HA! You’re not the boss of me,” before resetting it for the time I actually had to get up. There has GOT to be a name for whatever is wrong with me. 😂 Anyway, we covered approximately 47 subjects before breakfast, and I’ll be back in the kitchen later because we ARE cooking today. Good morning, y’all! ❤️ #goodmorning #storytime #storytelling #vanity #morningvlog @Alani Nutrition

Cherie🌺

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