Kind of adjacent to “we have talked about this extensively you’re just 21”
2026-10-04 22:16:02
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jasper :
in the court of the mustard King is amazing
2026-10-04 20:35:02
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picks_six :
“Mandate of heaven” is such an underrated detail
2026-10-05 01:12:59
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Dilly :
Reddit can make you feel inadequate when it comes to literally any product you own or hobby you have. I was looking into bidets one time and I found a thread of someone asking about good “starter bidets” and these absolute freaks were recommending $600+ bidets. My point is sometimes you just need to follow your own path without consulting the bidet freaks
2026-10-04 20:56:40
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Aliphage 🏳️⚧️🧡🤍🩷 :
Umm excuse me “French Mustard”? That’s like saying “American BBQ” 🙄🙄 You’re going to have the be more specific; Mutarde de Bourgogne? Dijon? Gascogne? Meaux?
2026-10-04 20:40:15
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Andy :
2nd entry on the mustard tweets aisle of the Museum
2026-10-04 20:34:17
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We’ve talked about this extensively you’re just Jake Christie
2026-10-04 20:32:49
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Haley :
It’s a bit of a mouthful for a tweet, but rings true.
2026-10-04 20:35:04
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1200cows :
i like that you touched on both sides of this issue, as someone who’s had online obsessions i have unfortunately been the mustard king before
2026-10-04 21:48:40
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Stratton :
It's a real phenomenon that we see all the time in the D&D space. On one hand, I understand that googling simple questions limits the dilution of conversation quality on forums, but on the other isn't this place supposed to be all about community and conversation? I'd rather answer the same question 5 times and make those people feel welcome and part of the group rather than wag a finger at them for being excited about the thing I love.
2026-10-04 20:52:55
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liminalperson12 :
Mandate of Heaven is killing me
2026-10-04 21:45:51
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Kevin 🥫 :
You saying 21st Century Mustard Man did not get enough appreciation
2026-10-06 04:39:11
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𐐃𐐼𐐨(𐐬) :
“Moutarde Forte” literally means “Strong Mustard” it’s just spicy mustard from the mustard region of France or some shit
2026-10-05 02:08:04
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unbebelievable :
maybe I've just been on too many hobby forums but to me that's not gatekeeping, it's annoyance at the lack of respect for the space. Imagine bursting into an astrophysics department to share a drawing of your favourite planet. I'm old enough to remember that it was polite to lurk on a forum before posting to get a hang of the conversation norms and such. or maybe I'm the problem😂
2026-10-04 22:23:43
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TheWeldingViking :
The problem with the “check the megathread” is it’s just miles and miles of talking and in-jokes that should have been DMs
2026-10-05 09:50:59
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Scrared :
Haha when I was in Canada my friend brought me to a baseball game (I’d never so much as seen a baseball bat before) and I went to reddit to try and learn anything about baseball and was actually just fully mustard newbie. Pretty much everyone was super nice tho ngl
2026-10-04 20:36:17
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Thomas Van Cott :
This was just like Stackoverflow for beginner programmers back in the day
2026-10-04 21:19:30
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ravenapologist :
I moderate a subreddit for something I’ve been obsessed with since I was 11 and I have to actively remind myself sometimes not to be the mustard king 😭
2026-10-05 02:19:14
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Emily :
This really is how Reddit feels a lot of the time
2026-10-05 00:37:43
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george :
it's also an experience exacerbated by the modern internet, because for any enthusiast forum no matter the topic nowadays they're all InTheCourtOfTheMustardKing
2026-10-04 20:59:49
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not today :
I have been on both sides of the mustard bottle on this one
2026-10-05 02:40:24
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Jackson Dells :
I want to be known as a 21st-century mustard man
2026-10-04 20:46:45
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Zach :
This is what it was like trying to get into flight simulator. Somehow the only collection of people more egotistical and insufferable than private pilots are simulator private pilots
2026-10-04 20:44:06
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Emily :
that’s my dipping moutarde forte????? but ok go off