@followmeplz939: #gone#seeya this how i be everyday

jerryliftz :

Cutting up traffic cause I have to shit and I feel the Bluetooth connecting to my toilet

Unpaid Expert :

I'm always late for the house tbh.

Mateo :

Genuinely then I hit the gym like I’m competing in the Olympics

avacado77 :

Got 4pm mandatory beers waiting in the fridge

Jantz :

Down the backroads to avoid traffic like.

MetaVirus501 :

That’s how I’m hoping Galactic Racer feels

KaerusRoyale :

I pay rent, I am late for Home

Mr.Ubo🥸 :

How i be moving:

thatslowzx6 :

How that really feels

dellaEffect✌️😭 :

Every minute you stay away from your house is a $1 that you paid for to be there, that’s why I have to be there asap, I ain’t paying for nothing 🤷‍♂️. (i live with my parents)

God WRLD :

Passing parsecs like I’m passing germs.

brugaloo lmao :

I need to go talk to my cat

slimbreezy1 :

To my wife I’m already late once I step foot off the job site on my way to my truck💀

Tyzeəræ :

im late to bed

Okarun McLovin' :

Yeah I'm 8 hours late, gotta get home

Madison :

Midnight workers check in 😅

🙏🍃Kaeden🍃🙏 :

me staring at my car on the last 5 minutes of the shift

I-like-cars :

TopHat :

Me leaving my place of work after doing literally nothing for eight hours to get home to continue doing nothing but in my chair instead.

Grey :

love this Easter egg

Dagger 7,62 :

Be late for a shower and Bluetooth connecting to the toilet at the house so we gotta kick it in maximum overdrive!!!!

🕷️ :

ONG bro

Bonigorilla :

im late for botw

troll :

Everyday at 5pm I’m out lol no one exists when I’m leaving lol that place can burn down for all I care. It’s not a hard job I just hate leaving home

LemonGrab :

Damn near running over night shift pcts on my way OUUUUUTTTT