@fnetwork.official: #FLOPTROPICA - The government is now allocating public funds for organic rose toys amid the environmental issue in the pacific ocean, where tons of rose toys were spread out and it affected thousands of marine life. According to the House of Floptropica, a total of $40,000,000 is allocated for the production of the organic rose toys. Minister of Food and Drug Lizzo Flop Albumssy, says that the transition from electric rose toys to organic will take a time to be able to gather resources native to Floptropica. As of now president Deborah Ali-Williams has signed the Organic Rose toys Bill 1 which not only protects our environment but will help to benefit the local producers of organic deal doughs. #floptok #fnetwork #floptropicannetwork #floptropicanews

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