@nopanicbutton: Never thought I'd have to put "Do Not Leave Unattended" in the warnings of a device designed to be ATTACHED to the user.

Virgo :

Priapism. Doctor. NOW!!

Rabbit's Shadow :

1 ER/Doctor ASAP. 2 Tool/device used with outside of original parts.so you're not liable.

pwnguin :

are you sure your main craft is knives ? 😂

GunChara :

Moplyt :

hwat

Scott Covington :

Are you taking orders? Asking for a friend

pinkjadeangel :

I’m still not over this😂😂

Spatial Wonderland 2.0 :

I'm sorry, wut?

JuliaD :

I think you need a new fly swatter

coinín :

AussieChick🇦🇺🇦🇺 :

Ooooh lord!

Gremlin94 :

My first guess was he exploded it

Rhino Dino :

Martin🇬🇧 :

Probably a good thing that Father John missed that story… 😅😅😅

Everett Higginbotham🌻 :

Oh good Lord, the mosquitoes this year in North Dakota were enough to give me a taste of PTSD. I had to stop golfing. They kept covering me. It’s like they knew I was from Florida.

Wolf :

Get to the hospital, NOW!!!

🌙🌪️ :

Get some fly traps and get him a doctor!

Madison Haleigh :

NOOOOOOO

BIGKEV :

that guy needs to go to hospital. oooh i bet painful too

Morn :

Sophia :

TRADING ME FOR COMEDY?

bobert :

Bro I hate you because right after this I got a breast pump right after this

patches pupperoni :

bro call a doctor not a blacksmith yikes

Breastosterone :

ahh. yes. WE ARE HERE TO ✨️PUMP✨️🫵YOU UP!!!

phoenixwaller :

per the fast-speak in all the ads. "call your doctor for a *ahem* lasting longer than 4 hours"