@mildlyunhingedamber: Houston math: 12 miles = 52 minutes. 🙄 At this point, I don’t ask how far away something is. I ask how many emotional support snacks I need to get there. #Houston #HoustonTraffic #HoustonTX #TexasProblems #HoustonProblems
I just moved from Boston and let me tell you that you all have it pretty good down here. Once you’re in Boston it takes another hour to get to Boston
2026-10-16 18:12:10
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frank :
try going 12 miles in nyc. it will take you almost an hour
2026-10-06 15:26:29
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P03tix Gear :
Timing is EVERYTHING!
2026-10-06 20:51:34
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Bob Wegotababyitzaboy :
I live in the woodlands and work in Pasadena. That's all I have to say
2026-10-06 14:07:43
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Mac #FUPM :
I make it to Austin or San Antonio about the same time it takes me to get home in the evenings. And I'm only going 43 miles
2026-10-14 13:07:06
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Jolene :
every damn day
2026-10-06 18:29:34
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Dude :
Houston....always just 2 hours away from Houston.🤣
2026-10-06 14:40:48
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That is not my cat :
When i lived in the loop, we always joked once you moved outside the loop we’d never see you again because its too far.
2026-10-06 14:36:14
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Aurora323 :
Can we please make this song the official anthem for Houston🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-14 12:38:40
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kimberlyDuVall :
Going to the grocery store is a field trip! 😂
2026-10-06 00:57:07
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Blacksheep :
Beer helps
2026-10-06 08:45:05
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Redfiftylowlife :
Houston is always an hour away from Houston even if just going across the street!!!!!!
2026-10-10 05:03:46
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tisha.temple :
Pack a lunch if you plan on traveling certain highways 😉
2026-10-10 04:22:07
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CashLabejia :
4 miles in NYC is an hour
2026-10-08 01:55:17
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not_galois :
I love Houston.
every big city has traffic
2026-10-08 15:53:08
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michellemoo78 :
Haven’t you heard, Houston’s an hour away from Houston. Especially when it’s rush hour 😳😂
2026-10-07 18:42:55
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Hatter❌ :
It’s quicker to hit the back streets.💯
2026-10-08 15:12:21
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Hottxmom :
This is why I stay in a certain area. In houston, everything I need is in my little bubble and I do not travel outside of it unless I really have to, but that's very rare.
2026-10-06 11:36:00
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Rick 🇺🇸 :
Facts
2026-10-06 20:27:49
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Joseph :
Traffic obviously 🙄 😒
2026-10-06 14:40:50
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Mike HTX :
Every time you step out of the house, it is a road trip 🤣🤣
2026-10-06 17:32:08
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robertholley68 :
if you ain't got wheels or close to the bus routes you stuck like chuck in Houston during peak hours it can take you hour's to get back home
2026-10-07 07:04:11
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Funko Pop Daily :
I know the exact spot you're at on the 99 that gets backed up FOR NO ABSOLUTE REASON AT ALL
2026-10-09 12:53:36
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Melis5253 :
All trips in houston require snacks and a podcast. It’s wild in this shit city.
2026-10-07 14:18:22
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🥷⃤🇲🇽 𝐇 :
I know the struggle lol 🤟🏼
2026-10-08 02:43:53
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