@lokicantlift: And since apparently I have to specify, because all of you freaks immediately think of this, I’m not talking about anything to do with children in this video. I don’t think I should have to specify that, but The Council™ will be very upset if I dont. (If you try to make this conversation about children, I will block you) #fandom
Someone said I was “probably an abuser” for shipping spideypool. SPIDEYPOOL. We have lost the ancient texts 😭
2026-10-06 05:26:53
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𐔌˙. ო𑄝ო𑄝 🍀 :
"Fiction affects reality" = "Video games make you violent."
2026-10-06 07:54:15
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Erin Marie :
*terrible German accent* I didn’t survive the great fanfiction dot net purge to migrate to ao3 in November 2009 to answer to the morality gestapo.
2026-10-06 06:16:58
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Eclipse ⏾⋆.˚ :
I think I’m too employed for this
2026-10-06 04:01:02
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Bruce🍉 :
it was a revelation once I realized what morality ocd. I am cringe and free(ish) . finally
2026-10-06 05:58:09
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OrganicOrc :
Quick, hide your ships before some 20 year old decides your ship is "sibling energy" and therefore problematic as a romantic dynamic
2026-10-06 09:22:29
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Hail_almighty :
“That character would never date that character!” THATS! THE WHOLE POINT! OF HEADCANON!! AND AUS! AND SHIPPING!!
2026-10-06 04:27:34
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🏳️🌈SneakyLion🏳️🌈 :
Had someone tell me I don't respect the sanctity of marriage because I shipped someone who is canonically married with someone else.
2026-10-06 05:20:23
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Momo💖🪽🛼 :
“They’re not cannon” “That ship is problematic!” They’re lines on a paper dawg
2026-10-06 15:16:28
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önsözü okuyan kız :
“You can’t just ship characters for fun!” <- a real sentence, someone has said seriously
2026-10-06 09:39:18
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blue_pixie :
As a person with OCD I found the "morality OCD" funny and accurate. I assume the poll was because people were mad, which is also funny
2026-10-06 05:22:28
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Kaleiir :
keep seeing kids say "its weird to ship at all actually" 💔
2026-10-06 08:08:38
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PumpDaddyCee (not a guy) :
I got told my head cannon has to match canon and like...WHAT
2026-10-06 06:26:39
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sneef :
I thought we were talking about like, parcel shipping
2026-10-07 02:38:35
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throwaway :
they cry about romanticization as if they aren't mad that it doesn't fit their, ironically, romanticized views on how abusive relationships should work. "She fell in love with her abuser!" yeah, cause that's how manipulation in relationships works?
2026-10-06 02:53:52
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➷ percival ➷ :
if you dont like eating doves, then don't eat them.
if the bag wasnt labeled as a dove, you take a bite, and realize it's a dove.. stop eating
2026-10-07 02:52:27
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chrisiismerp :
12 years ago, people shipped Sam and Dean Winchester hard enough that it was acknowledged in the show. Now apparently the youth are claiming you can’t ship something if it isn’t basically canon. Like? We had onceler x onceler and Elsa x Jack Frost in my day. Crack ships are the funniest and need to make a come back
2026-10-06 05:59:29
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Zaketh :
I still don't understand why we're mad about people making characters date in their imagination
2026-10-06 03:47:52
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Kligor2 :
Me getting drawn and quartered in public cause I had the nerve to go “Mwah!” and smack dolls together that aren’t canonically dating
2026-10-06 06:56:35
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• Echo • :
Entering a 18+ fandom space expecting a good time and then realizing they're all chronically online... that is this, this is the epitome of that experience. We are grown adults, what is happening, why must I walk on my tip-toes 💀
2026-10-06 06:39:34
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pumkincake2000 :
"do not ship them, they have no romantic moments in canon" keeps supporting a ship with no screen time together... are you for real?
2026-10-06 07:54:08
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Kaelri (Kah-L-Rye) :
Made this and use it whenever someone gives me the whole "tHaTs NoT CaNoN"
2026-10-06 06:20:11
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yourspudbud :
saw art of the guy from the resident evil with leon kennedy, someone made a joke about “haha they should…” and ALL the replies were like “um you’re weird he has a wife and kids” like BRO?? is this really the line in the sand we’re drawing rn??
2026-10-06 06:08:45
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