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CK 🔵 :
“Did you hear me?” before even saying it the first time is genius
2026-10-06 02:35:33
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Valerie 📖📚 :
My husband collects comic action figures. I call them Barbies.
2026-10-06 04:55:44
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Andrea Ford❤️ :
i told my husband "once i snap my fingers you will forget you was ever gay" then i snapped. he proceeded to say he was never gay and i gaslit him saying bc he really forgot that he really was gay.
2026-10-06 03:04:46
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Paula :
I asked my husband the “do you think I am more pretty than smart or more smart than pretty”, he got up and said “I love you”, kissed my forehead and walked away.
2026-10-06 02:51:24
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ILoveLoveHolidays :
My husband’s brother asked him a question, and right before he answered, I looked at my husband and said, “You may speak.” 😂
2026-10-06 02:21:59
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kutemixbreed :
That Baja Blast one was top tear hilarious 😅😂😭
2026-10-06 02:23:00
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Lee :
I'm using the Taco Bell one, my husband is the GM😂😂
2026-10-06 22:05:44
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B :
I got so tired of going on dates with men who asked if I enjoyed cooking or cleaning. So, on a date with my now-husband, I decided to turn the tables and ask, “So, what can you do as a man?” To this day, whenever he does something he’s never done before—like fixing a broken-down lawnmower—I tell him, “I’ve added that to your list of things you can do.” He hates it.
2026-10-06 04:04:22
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Susie.ndcr 🧶🐈⬛️ 🩷 :
these are evil 🤣 I text my husband while he's working and ask things like "Do we have an impact drill? I got to the middle of this project and realized I needed one." and then ignore him while he wonders what I've destroyed
2026-10-06 03:00:48
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YangMoons :
"Do you think I'm more smart than pretty or more pretty than smart" the answer is " I think you are pretty smart"
2026-10-06 14:17:07
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bluemarker :
my dad's dead. I'm gonna use the "I'm gonna ask my dad to fix it" 🤣
2026-10-06 22:10:36
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sassycassy1113 :
Fun fact, the “with me because you didn’t get the girl you wanted” describes exactly why I’m getting divorced
2026-10-06 22:04:22
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Morgan Paul :
If I was a zombie, would you still love me
2026-10-06 21:58:43
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ButIdontwantaname :
I’m a man. I asked my father in law to fix it all the time!
2026-10-06 22:04:09
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Maggitron🏳️🌈💙 :
Okay the kidnapped one i may have to try 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-06 02:17:44
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ash_bash :
I call my mans hard hat his "helmet" - he corrected me for the first 5yrs, but now he just calls it a helmet too 😂
2026-10-06 04:52:16
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❌🔥$UСК!Н 1N В!О🍓❌ :
helpful strong 😊
2026-10-06 19:44:08
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Morrison*Jayjay :
One in and he said “I’m not falling for your traps” 😂
2026-10-06 03:01:15
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suz_e_q8 :
my dad has dementia... the "should I ask my dad to fix it" would be hilarious 😂
2026-10-06 02:45:15
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Ashley Page :
I love whatever is wrong with us
2026-10-06 03:15:51
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Courtney Rose :
I told my man I love every centimeter of him 😂
2026-10-06 03:42:02
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Bookworm8910 :
This came at the perfect time. My husband just won at a board game and is being insufferable... I need to go ahead and ruin his high. I think Im gonna go with the "has anyone told you good job today?" one.😁
2026-10-06 03:02:44
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Mandini :
I once asked my husband "if me and your mom switched brains with bodies... my brain is in your mom's body, and her brain is in my body... and you had to sleep with one of us to switch us back... would you sleep with my body with your mom's brain or your mom's body with my brain?" He said nope and walked off 🤣
2026-10-06 03:22:27
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Tiff'sTok :
When we get to the cashier at the checkout line, I'll give him a big, long, exaggerated kiss ON THE LIPS, and then follow that up with, "you're the best big brother ever!" and then walk away, leaving him embarrassed, but he has to suffer through the embarrassment because he still has to pay... 😂😂 I'll go back to help after the receipt is in his hand lol!
2026-10-06 03:34:55
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Kari :
An ex use those tight underwear.. I called them manties 😂
2026-10-06 02:21:50
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