@bootseytwofly: 🤣🤣🤣 DIXON MYAZ?! Whoever made that fake news graphic knew EXACTLY what they were doing. 😭💀 🚨 MISSING PERSON: DIXON MYAZ, 34 🚨 News anchor: “Authorities are asking the public for help locating Dixon Myaz…” Me: “Sir… say that name ONE more time, but slowly.” 😭😂😂 DIXON. MYAZ. 💀 The fact they put a whole age, “last seen,” and phone number on there makes it 10X WORSE. 😂 #DixonMyaz #SayItSlowly #NewsFail #CaughtMeOffGuard #ViralComedy 💀😂