@spendwithsteve: The hardest part of this job isn't the requests. It's that I can't tell which ones are emergencies until I pick up. A client calling at 9pm on a Friday could be a medical evacuation. A passport held at a border. Or a camel and a five-star hotel on Avenue Montaigne. Same ringtone. Same name on the screen. No way to know. So I answer. Every time. Because the one call I let go to voicemail will be the one that mattered. That's the trade nobody explains when you get into private client work. You don't schedule your personal life. You get whatever's left between calls. Most people I've dated have been understanding about it. Most.