i just know Jesus was overstimulated half the time🤣
2026-10-07 18:44:04
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Maze :
One of my favorites is “woman why do you involve me” 😭 like you are my son and only you can make the wine 😂😂
2026-10-07 09:59:23
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jennilee • thatacnegirlie :
Jesus in a constant state of “are you fr..” 😭😭😭
2026-10-07 13:24:28
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Mainn mia :
“DEPART FROM ME, GO”😭😭
2026-10-07 19:04:24
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Angel-Luke Wheatley :
I always love the fig story cause it shows there’s still a little bit Old Testament crash outs in the new testament
2026-10-07 10:40:37
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SummerNites✨ :
Yes Jesus was like how many times to I have to show yall.
2026-10-28 13:19:30
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Malik Mason831 :
“Jesus flips table”
2026-10-07 09:46:52
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Asía 🌻 :
I crack up every time I read this 😂😂
2026-10-13 22:51:45
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hannah_kelm0831 :
Mind u it was NOT fig season either
2026-10-07 20:40:25
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LazyBear :
bro literally said "now no one gets figs" 😂
2026-10-07 08:24:00
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🦷rook🦷 :
"but it doesn't work like that" jesus:
2026-10-07 18:04:45
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Sanchez ⌨︎ :
A constant state of “Huh” but we gots to practice FAITH 🤣
2026-10-28 15:40:19
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k boogie ꕤ :
he stayeddddd irritated that’s how i know i’m made in his image
2026-10-08 00:11:37
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Fababbsbeauty :
😭 no bc people think i'm so funny when I say Jesus was lowkey so sassy but I'M NOT KIDDING
2026-10-07 11:08:30
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Cat of the void :
My favorite part is that it wasn't even fig season. It's like getting pissed at a tree for not having leaves in the middle of winter.
2026-10-07 14:20:20
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Christy Barton :
these comments got my dying 😂😂😂😂😂
2026-10-28 00:06:39
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cainwantsattention :
Jesus gives the mom who says "if I come in there and find food im woopin ur ass"
2026-10-07 09:42:38
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Yesenia Morales :
Now this is my kind of preaching 😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
2026-10-27 13:50:12
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Babbling Brook 🌊 :
My favorite phrase is “Jesus would’ve flipped the table for less” 😂 It’s a real hit in arguments for me
2026-10-11 09:15:51
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th@ts0n3r :
I love the story where there’s a storm while he’s trying to sleep and they’re all freaking out on the boat and wakes him up and he casually stops the storm and goes back to sleep😭
2026-10-07 08:31:45
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🥀🏅🌷 :
Jesus every day
2026-10-07 17:36:59
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☀️dakota🐦⬛ :
That time they lost him and he was in the temple lol
2026-10-07 10:51:33
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veemariee5 :
Math hasn’t been taught yet SENT MEEE
2026-10-07 09:58:02
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Alli☀️ :
“So no figs?”
2026-10-07 18:10:25
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. :
His long term beef with figs is the definition of petty and it ain’t even a sentient participant, it was a 1-0 conflict. It is strangely one of the most human traits he got bcs the man for the faith that preaches forgiveness has permanent beef with a fruit.
2026-10-07 17:10:31
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