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AndrossGuile :

Ahh, the Robert Pattinson solution.

Anastasia | Tres :

I had a stalker. Then he met my brother and I never saw him again 🤷‍♀️

Childish man :

Honestly that was lethal and I freaking love it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Jeannie :

Not funny

Fancie :

I brought my stalker to his mother.

chachanowatl :

Thanks for making fun of some of our nightmares

Angel Per Diem 🥀 :

He supposed to offer to kick their asx 🙃

CannedSoupClub :

My sister had an abusive ex as a stalker and they do jack shit. Even a restraining order doesn’t really do much because they’ve already violated it before anyone does anything to enforce it.

V123 :

Cops do nothing… I had a stalker in college & ngl he mightve been the reaaon I dated my 6’5 looser of a bf

NORMALREGULARHUMAN :

ASK THEM FOR MONEY

Tania 220425 🌶 🇨🇦 🇨🇱 :

I think I remember seeing a robert patterson Did this with his stalker? they stopped stalking them after. he took them to dinner abd just complained about everything in his life lol

Wolf_Pack_06 :

Run for the Hills. 🤣😂

8795hihi :

That’ll do it. 😂

BigViggo :

someone on a dating site cried the blues there were endless msgs and then it stops... asked me why? I said "they get to know you"

christinepatton21 :

lol. Probably true for most of us😭😭😭😭

psyche_ :

they way he’s equating stalking with adoration is so funny

addyournickname :

I mean, that's how all my relationships end. they get to know me.

lewis.renee :

Omg😂

originalsin🍎 :

I went to the cops because of a stalking & they wouldn't do anything - I had to move & change my phone number - ice had 2 now even though I've a massive b itch so I wish that worked

@rvin :

MaxJean :

Actual jokes I’m in

give.beat :

Perfect answer! 💯

CaptnCooks :

Morill kills it 😂

HAIR FAIRY 🧚‍♂️👼 :

ati stalking with adoration[Big LOL]

Just Another Rich Kid :