I dont want him to win, but i desperately want him to be the red candidate in '28. I need those debates in my life. I feel like it could heal something. not a lot. but something.
2026-10-08 00:31:09
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James :
"You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope that person doesn't die."
2026-10-08 02:11:40
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Ritzkid :
“They should be able to hate us for free” is my personal fav
2026-10-08 01:12:19
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Manchildalorian :
Is he irredeemably evil? Absolutely.
Is he insanely funny? Also yes.
2026-10-08 09:02:37
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Hollie Reneé Cohn :
when bro said "next time you get in trouble, call a crackhead" i aint never hollered so loud in my life. [Tears of joy]
2026-10-08 11:36:20
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MichealTheElfKing :
the candy van and the gun quotes are the best ones
2026-10-07 23:57:30
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STAlNLESS :
bro was born to do stand up comedy I swear
2026-10-08 01:37:59
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IndigoSplash :
My favorite is "If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass."
2026-10-08 01:17:37
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┆◟ ⓟⓤⓡⓟⓛⓔ✰ⓗⓐⓩⓔ ◝ ”🍋 :
“the magical healing power of ✨NO✨”
2026-10-07 23:31:28
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DorkOrk :
My favorite senator Kennedy quote is about how the human brain never stops working from before you are born till the day you are elected to congress
2026-10-08 01:20:04
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ReshephM :
I lost it when he said "she thinks she can land on the sun if she goes at night" 🤣😂
2026-10-08 02:15:37
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Ellie🥓 :
One of my favorite quotes is “my mother didn’t raise a fool. But if she did it’s one of my brothers”
2026-10-08 03:13:12
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landmire_zane :
My favorite is "God give me patience because if you give me strength, I'm going to need bail money."
2026-10-08 02:47:25
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Theo :
"with THE fan on"😭😭
2026-10-10 12:01:18
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NekomAncer2099 :
He’s a national treasure I swear lol
2026-10-08 01:05:54
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Jess Holmes ᛑᛗᛛ🇺🇸 :
I’m convinced he’s a millennial trapped in a boomer’s body.
2026-10-08 14:17:26
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rayna h :
My fav is "its 10 am and I wanna slap the hell out of someone "
2026-10-08 02:14:31
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TheSchwartz717 :
I’m not a fan but he is funny asf
2026-10-08 02:05:00
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AmberLampz :
He and I don’t agree on a lot of things politically, but the man can make me laugh with his zingers.
2026-10-08 13:44:39
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Abe.o :
That doesn’t mean yall vote for him in 2028 btw
2026-10-08 03:26:10
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🇻🇦❤️🔥PlatinumBaka❤️🔥🇻🇦 :
"My mama didn't raise a fool, and if she did, it was one of my brothers" 😂
2026-10-08 03:37:29
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Michelle🪦 :
Listen… I hate that he’s so damn funny and from my state
2026-10-08 01:12:59
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thevirtualdolphin :
Just this is just what every old southern man sounds like. He reminds me so much of my grandpa
2026-10-08 04:01:16
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CaitXKitty (Drei Pfeile) :
THEY SHOULD BE HATING US FOR FREE
2026-10-08 02:47:16
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KeKe :
Your facial expressions are spot on! 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-08 04:36:31
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