I just accidentally taught my son how to nugget a book bag. I know I’m getting at least one call soon.
2026-10-07 22:54:34
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Bee🍯🐝 :
I had to explain to my 4yo why when her dad says no to mcdonalds she can't say "well fuck you too then" with a straight face
2026-10-08 01:49:56
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A N G E L I C A🫧 :
Me trying not to laugh while I’m parenting
2026-10-07 22:48:40
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😘Candace😘 :
My son fell on his butt and was crying so he came to me crying for comfort but I was right in front of a fan. So whiles hugging me crying he turns his face into the fan. I was fighting back from laughing cause he sounded like t-Paine crying.
2026-10-07 23:58:54
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Jessica Wentz :
I recently had ding dong ditchers.. when I check my camera their dad was standing at the end of my driveway🤣 I couldn’t even be mad
2026-10-08 02:10:18
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Felicia :
Told my 10 year old daughter I was gonna sell her (she was getting on my nerves), and without missing a beat she said "I wanted a new mom anyways"
2026-10-08 04:13:42
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Cal 🇯🇲🔥 :
A kid in my daughter's 3 year old class was being bad an she told her teacher "Ms.Marva beat his ass"
2026-10-08 01:49:31
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tori :
I got a call once that after the 3rd grade teacher took away my AuDHD son’s fidget, he said “if you damage my property, I’ll sue you in small claims court” 🤣 I laughed on the phone with the principal
2026-10-08 00:58:02
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⛈️🌀 Amy Rachelle 🌀🌩️ :
My youngest wrote in her journal that I was a bich as mom for grounding her… I legit couldn’t keep a straight face.
2026-10-07 23:21:42
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Just Me :
“You were pantsing them, it’s not ok” 😭😂
2026-10-19 08:34:59
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Smurf :
My kid asked his teacher “are you depressed? because it kinda looks like you just dont care how you look anymore” 😳😳😂😂😂😂
2026-10-07 23:35:06
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Dean’s girl :
And then the kid gives you this look knowing good and well he’s gonna do it again
2026-10-07 22:27:20
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hotmessmamma5 :
My son literally snuck his live tortoise in his book bag and took it to school without me knowing. When the principal called I could hear my son tell her to stop yelling because she was scaring the tortoise 🤣🤣
2026-10-08 11:49:47
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StephanieTK :
There was a fourth grade girl throwing a fit in class the principal came in and the girl told her “get the fuck outta here with those Michael Jackson shoes” the principal was cry laughing in the hallway
2026-10-08 03:22:50
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The dogga :
Dog when I tell you the school called me and told me my son was farting on kids heads I fucking lost it I’m like wym how did he convince people to let him do that.. Mr. McCarthy I think you’re missing the point
2026-10-07 22:56:08
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kit28 :
my niece once called my cat a "furry little bastard" in the deepest voice she could manage and I had to leave the room while she got in trouble bc I was fucking losing it. 😂
2026-10-08 02:39:23
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kustomkreations :
We literally take nothing seriously at like all!!
2026-10-19 06:40:31
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₊˚꩜ 𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮𝓮 ✮˚₊ :
me in the future as a mom after I walk away
2026-10-19 02:29:43
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Witching Hour Network ✨️ :
My son's principal called to tell me my son (2nd grade) got into a fight with his bully, but he had to get minutes taken away at recess because when the bully came up to him to apologize my son said "Oh you're back for round two?" and started swinging. I laughed so hard I didn’t hear the rest of what the principal said.
2026-10-08 01:02:00
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𝕸𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖆 𝕽𝖊𝖞𝖓𝖆 🛸 :
Y’all I know this should not be funny but my daughters dad texted me a pic of a note she slipped under the door because she was mad at him
2026-10-08 01:59:41
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Devon | MI Photographer :
My 6 yr old was playing around, trying to be funny and not getting ready for school today. I looked completely unamused. She looked me dead in the eyes and goes “wow, tough crowd” like girl just put your pants on PLEASE🤣🤣😭😭
2026-10-08 13:29:51
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jeswallace :
I got a call from the principal bc my 5 yr old was running a “fight club” on the playground 😭
2026-10-08 04:52:39
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Justin :
heard my kid tell another one "you eat cereal with water because your dad didnt come back with the milk". didnt know whether to punish him or dap him up
2026-10-08 04:54:39
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lulu.p.doofus :
I coach 3rd&4th grade cheer. One of my girls is a wild child who sounds like she smokes a pack of menthols a day. Always has a pickle. She flipped off the scoreboard at the last football game and when another girl tattled, she hit her chest twice, threw her arms out like she was bucking up ready to fight and immediately did a split, never breaking eye contact with the tattler. She’s 8. She’s also my favorite. Secretly, of course.
2026-10-08 15:02:07
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Alyssa :
Our children will be funny, emotionally intelligent, and sober 😂
2026-10-08 11:43:56
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