Am I the only non-software person here? I don't code, but I get the gist and love the chaos 😂
2026-10-07 23:35:46
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Randomasgardian :
dawg why are you maintaining 11 branches for a single repo 😭 😭 😭
2026-10-07 23:12:32
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twizms :
This is why I don’t mind AI
2026-10-08 01:11:43
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Chris Anderson897 :
Don't ask to see our names and folder structures. Fable is finally doing the dirty work to straighten them out so we actually know what's going on... 🤣
2026-10-07 22:42:44
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another dave :
One of our dev would just put “a” into his commit messages
2026-10-08 03:54:49
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iwannafucknuclearpower :
this is accurate enough that it hurts. things will be weird but functional for decades cuz people are afraid to change them. I found a method with a comment from 12 years ago that said "temporary do not push"
2026-10-08 00:28:35
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doomfingerrr :
I sincerely wish I worked at a shop that ran this way. ‘Branch policy’ gates won’t let me ‘commit straight to main’ and enforced naming patterns take away all the whimsy and deep lore.
2026-10-08 01:06:21
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Joekoko :
In the 80s, I changed my major out of CSE out if frustration that most of my code was only 80% functional, and now I feel like I would have made VP with that level of competency
2026-10-08 01:40:14
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Kelli :
Bwahaha! It's always a YAML file nobody can find.
2026-10-08 06:26:31
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gaycatboy :
I have a sneaking suspicion that the more experience you have in software development, the funnier this skit becomes. I was laughing by the end of it, so I can't imagine what this will feel like in 10 years.
2026-10-08 05:32:54
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MarekMoowi :
Is this why process name and save folder for Satisfactory is "factorygame"? They named the project file not knowing what the game will be named and head to leave it like that because the one never knows what will breake if the name is changed? 🤔
2026-10-07 22:56:57
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emberxbrick :
Why. WHY DO YOU SHOW UP ON MY PAGE AND RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE WITB YOUR TRUTH
2026-10-08 03:03:00
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!Wordy! :
lol I would argue but I’m working on a dataset that ends with _V14_V2… and there is both a V15_V1 and a V14_V3
2026-10-08 02:40:17
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Alex Bender :
Dear God. as someone who has built the branching policy and guidance, this is what keeps me up at night.
2026-10-08 05:03:46
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skony ✝️ :
final_seriously_this_time_v7_seriously
2026-10-08 01:48:01
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dennis summers :
my brother in Christ lmao
2026-10-08 02:50:25
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cobhalla :
this is how we beat the AI
2026-10-08 01:52:20
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Jim :
we need to put our version control branches in a version control system.
2026-10-07 23:37:55
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1AndOnlyMarshall :
This is so god damn accurate it’s sounds more like a specific situation rather than a skit
2026-10-08 05:23:29
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Mallwitt :
Clone it into a new repository and start new branches, create a new deploy that is controlled AND DOCUMENTED
2026-10-07 23:54:57
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westwinnd :
imagine if someone create rules for AI to write obfucated methods like names this.
2026-10-08 01:43:40
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Chris :
I was recording a training I had to restart the recording cause I noticed my “data” all said: testing this shit, did this shit work, god please work.
2026-10-08 01:19:12
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Mindless :
I’ve yet to meet anyone who is proficient in git beyond the basics
2026-10-08 01:01:12
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providerofinformation :
as someone who's repivoting their career at, I love your videos
2026-10-08 02:46:57
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Moose :
I feel so called out right now lmfao. Been running on a v2 script for years despite v3 being technically the most recent iteration 😂
2026-10-08 00:14:41
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