if a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck well you might think its 0 since a stantdard peice of lumber could crush a normal woodchuck but in the sentence chuck means eat/drink so we need to melt the wood first so the woodchuck doesn't get splinters in its throat but wood doesn't melt so we get the picked black peppers from the peck of picked peppers picked by pipper Peter and melt them and tell a woodchuck named chuck its wood and now we finally have a wood chuck chucking/chugging wood but now how much can he chuck and how many times did I say chuck