@heyjeffreyshouse: 💧🧊❄️💦 stacked water of the day, another one for the JUICE POLICE 🧃🚓 i make a version of these every three months, so this is extra watery and stacked for our fave people ~0 calories, ~0g protein, ~0g sugar juice police 🧃🚓
noun: someone who insists that stacked water with blended, strained fruit and added ingredients is “juice.” Example: “The juice police showed up in the comments the second I added a fruit.” 💧🧊❄️💦 stacked water recipe (40oz) 1 cup water, freshly aerated 2 cups boring yet consistent ice 2 heart shaped frozen water 2 brain shaped dihydrogen monoxide 2 raspberry solid water 2 strawberry ice cubes 2 watermelon ice cubes 2 pineapple ice cubes 1 frozen banana ice Ice shaped like me Ice shaped like juice police Water, for blending Big splash of hot H₂O, to finish #stackedwater #hydration #watertok #water #loadedwater