OH MY GOD.. I was a butt cheek holder opener when I was a surgical tech student!
2026-10-13 23:51:01
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healing333 :
Chronic anal fissure sufferer - my butthole is always torn and bleeding 😞
2026-10-14 01:52:26
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Kaito :
The TMNT rejected villain, The Spreader.
2026-10-13 23:11:53
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schmuffinmayes :
why won't they give us a single dose of pain meds for something they themselves call "excruciating"?
2026-10-14 02:15:09
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Xennial.UGC :
Well… best 20 mins of lay down comedy.
2026-10-13 14:20:35
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Salty :
I broke my butthole and was in so much pain, I ended up punching my boss. He said no words, walked to his office and made me an appointment with a butthole doctor.
2026-10-14 02:15:11
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dvega01 :
“When is a better day for butthole surgery?” And that, folks, is how I met your mother
2026-10-14 03:36:30
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Jaime :
“You can do this terrible awful thing right now or you can leave and come back ” … Uh ma’am if I leave this office I am absolutely NOT coming back so it’s happening now or never
2026-10-14 03:42:32
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Darth_Vader_Lives :
Technically, it was lay-down comedy.
2026-10-14 00:31:41
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Mamawowski :
My colorectal surgeon’s office has an exam table that you kneel on like a f’ing alter, laying your upper body on the table. Then the table is elevated & tilted so your bh is pointing upward. Your dignity is your copay you’ll never see ever again.
2026-10-15 00:38:55
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User :
For anyone curious, doody is never sharp, if you ever feel a sharp feeling while pushing it’s because you started to tear
2026-10-30 02:38:01
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Katelin Walker :
I have no memory of it, but apparently I was a comedic genius during a colposcopy where my IUD was accidentally ripped out and replaced all in 45 minutes
2026-10-14 03:40:42
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Silkie Mama :
That injection!! My doctor gave me a pillow to scream in to. And I screamed bc it felt like a hot iron poker. Girl, you brought me back.
2026-10-14 00:50:24
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Elizabeth :
I had a surgical consult for what I named Betty for my bunghole hemorrhoid. Super nice surgeon with great bedside manner. But he had a very visually large tic. And I had to stop and think… tic was not in his hands with a knife. 😳😂 I mean that is a valid concern.
2026-10-30 01:05:49
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Brittany Kinsey :
Your not wrong as someone who has had three pilonidal cysts
2026-10-29 18:17:36
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Megzane🇵🇸🍉 :
as a woman with ulcerative colitis, I can confirm bleeding from the butthole is bad 🤣🤣
2026-10-14 01:03:18
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Bird :
The period of time mentioned is literally you sitting on the toilet until you get up to take your first step and after that all illusion of “I can ignore it” goes away
2026-10-28 14:19:16
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Dainah AKA MiMi :
Damn even the dentist gives you numbing cream before a needle.😳
2026-10-14 01:05:21
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MissMcBride :
Doctor gave me a suppository and said I might not need it, but it'd be good to keep in my back pocket. No, it was not a prison-wallet joke. I asked. 🥲
2026-10-13 23:03:54
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ElisariaMoon :
Um, how does this happen so I can prevent it? Seriously.
2026-10-14 00:01:02
168
WideFox82 :
why does it have to be painful. sedation IS A THING!!
2026-10-14 20:46:02
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Chekkerbakker :
This is just a tribute
2026-10-13 19:34:16
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Sam :
This isn’t the greatest 20 min set in the world, this Is just a tribute.
2026-10-15 10:28:31
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KrisKross :
I just ignored it and it went away, then came back! then went away, then came back! back and forth for the last 15years
2026-10-14 01:13:03
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Andrew :
Appointment is crazy, my torn ass would be in the ER IMMEDIATELY
2026-10-22 02:57:59
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