@crafty_goose: #MentalHealth #goose #happiness #october #StressRelief

KhaleesiStateOfMind :

I was today years old when I realized my spirit animal was in fact a goose

nowvisitingtvshow :

Or aggressive chasing.

Jocelyn :

I teach preschool I’m honking at my kids on Tuesday

Goosemother :

Can confirm, have inside knowledge

raven_brugmansia :

Your forgot; "Attack on sight. There mere precense is reason enough."

Anouar :

“look furious, heal” is so poetic

Waffle | Game Dev :

A goose attacked me when I was 6 and I have not forgotten. This feels pointed.

misspudlicious :

"start every morning by screaming at absolutely nothing" 😂😂😂😂 Gonna try it

SJ :

well, this is better advice than my psychiatrist has ever given me 🤣

Dan (Dawn) |-/ :

This post made me realise that I'm a goose, thank you

Steve :

That’s my pond, I don’t know you

KezBug :

My dog’s holiday was ruined by a goose that hissed at him every time he dared to step outside [Tears of joy]

LucasBalau :

ohhh wise goose, thanks you for sharing wisdom 🥰😁

emz :

You don’t know how much I needed to see this right now x I was crying and now I’m giggling so much

Amber :

I can aggressively waddle.. will give it a go on the dog walk later 😂

slipknot :

Sounds legitimate to me.

Chris :

Best advice ever.

Lil Goose :

Good advice. Thanks!

Natasha 🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 :

Wait, is my child a goose?

cat :

Wise, wise goose thinkings👍💯💝. I will now try to do so!

Will :

*looks over glasses and makes notes*

Brad & The Goat :

Hey, thanks for reposting my content but please could you at least give me credit as I spend a lot of time getting these photos and writing the scripts, thank you :)

Heavy Metal Trains 🤘🤘 :

FutureBrain :

🤣🤣🤣 I was at a stress management training yesterday, and I think this should have been in the curriculum

Nandor the cat :

So grumpy old men are just acting like geese.