@itscolbert: No sense in running with these knees. #humor #comedy #horror #halloween #dad @ClearlyCanadian

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daniellegrey0
Dani :
“Oh a cardinal, hi mom😊. Oh shit🔪😳”😂😂😂
2026-10-09 16:44:03
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fluffsnstuffs
FluffsnStuffs :
totally unrealistic 😒 the 40+ crowd would be all "oh thank g-d. my kids are going to college next year and I have no clue how I'm gonna pay that plus ive had this strange growth on my side that I'm too scared to check out b/c I think it's (whispers) cancer. so you're just doing me a solid." 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-09 17:37:40
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awalkonthinice
awalkonthinice :
that is a rich person fridge if ever I saw one!
2026-10-09 16:12:34
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aub_conner
aub_conner :
“I can’t run, I’ve had 3 kids. I’ll pee my pants”
2026-10-09 15:05:46
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amasmith23
asmith :
3 seconds in I’m screaming about how overstimulated I am
2026-10-10 02:58:09
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kate.the.great12
Kate the Great :
I can’t hear your knees cracking. Otherwise accurate AF
2026-10-09 16:44:20
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maria.j_art
MariaJ_art :
Me just waiting for it to be over
2026-10-09 16:39:22
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lufbecky
Becky🇨🇦ottawas🌈hairedgirl :
Jokes on you, just being over 40 is the horror movie😁
2026-10-09 22:28:58
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bodaciousbella_
Bodaciousbella :
I am holleringgggggggg at the cardinal 😂 realest Shit ever spoke 😂😂
2026-10-09 22:55:32
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bl10162
bL1016 :
Where did you get that many Clearly Canadians?
2026-10-10 02:48:54
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fullflanneljacket
Full Flannel Jacket :
I figured I would try hiding but my ankles cracking would give me away
2026-10-10 02:57:57
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mrmalzie
Nate :
The only thing missing was the constant snap crackle and popping of the joints with every. single. movement. 😂😅😭
2026-10-09 21:35:57
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banned2manytimes8
Banned2manytimes :
The neck part 😂😂 got up too fast is real 😂
2026-10-09 16:44:08
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jess123456789.....123
Jessica :
omg the cardinal and hi mom 😂I say this everytime I see one but hi dad
2026-10-10 02:37:27
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masterpieces972
Miss P :
I’d forget they are after me and start doing laundry because I forget stuff 🤣🤣
2026-10-09 17:23:15
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mkjade_m
McKeely Zerhusen :
I kinda feel like this but I’m 28
2026-10-10 01:48:30
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allison.norton1
allison.norton1 :
“Time. I SAID TIME OUT! Let me put my knee brace on first!”
2026-10-09 16:52:43
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xxchristinefiaxx
xxchristinefiaxx :
No, but why is the cardinal comment so real? 😂 Except mine is Bluejays 😂😂😂
2026-10-09 19:03:32
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renncl
crennl :
“I got up too fast” 100% me 😂
2026-10-09 16:46:03
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therealchelsie.elsie
Marketing in Pajamas :
Why do farts just come out of nowhere after 40?
2026-10-09 21:10:41
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nothinfancy1day
nothin fancy :
“hey what brand is that knife, I gotta tell ya I got a great deal on a butcher knife at costco last saturday…traffic though ugh”
2026-10-09 19:14:10
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amberhagfeldt
Amber Hagfeldt :
The turning the head and immediately hurting your neck is so real 😂
2026-10-09 16:56:15
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deltamarie15
Ouiner :
My sciatica! I'd need to ask for a 5 min break.
2026-10-09 16:34:02
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christine.stempni
Christine Stempniak :
I feel seen
2026-10-09 15:24:10
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fionasowner7
Fionasowner :
They still make Clearly Canadian?
2026-10-09 19:40:01
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