@theonion: Prison Economy Spirals As Price Of Pack Of Cigarettes Surpasses Two Hand Jobs

miserere :

I've never seen a straight person smoking.

vrynx :

back in my days they only cost like a kiss on the cheek

Jake :

inflation is fucking unreal

»Astril« :

I thought he was referring to general life

HLLDVR :

you dont say

Keegan Allred :

WHERE are they getting their data? 😭

لاعـــب مُحنـــك :

that can’t be rea- oh the onion

peepeepoo_official :

The text at the bottom is killing me 😭😭

Kantray :

there's someone in prison ona jail phone watching ts rn

Max :

“Anything but metric”

NaighbourVadim :

For new ports btw😭

8️⃣0️⃣ :

IAGAOHJ🗣️🗣️

John Cannon :

80 precent of books Clive cussler 😂

RileyCheseMan :

made it 80% through the video before realizing it said PRISON economics 😭

2cringy :

King goji 2001 :

This is outrageous

༒𝕻𝖍𝒚𝖘𝖝𝖝 𝕷𝖔𝖚𝖎𝖘𝖊༒ :

a 20 pack in aus costs $50 (35usd) I hadnt thought about what that must be doing to the prison economy until now 💔

J :

I love you onion 😭😂

v.milan000 :

I was suprised until I saw it was the onion🙏🥀

Justin Whoknows :

immediately started reading the bottom I knew it was a parody

Q :

Wonder what my pops is gonna do

Indy :

lol how did i get here??

singlepringle :

will they take a I.O.U. for the jerkey 😂😂

SoSaysCat :

“Dog meat found in the horse- loaf” 🥴

Michael 📚☕️ :

The how's it going big dap floored me 🤣