The pumpkin patch test, ladies! If he fails it, divorce him, and I’m not kidding. If he can’t pass that simple, basic test, then I already know he’s tanking your quality of life every day—and this life goes by fast. Spend it with someone who loves you.
2026-10-10 12:54:46
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Hayls 🌀 :
“Male loneliness epidemic”
2026-10-10 02:04:39
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Aster :
Yall hate your wives at this point I swear.
2026-10-10 04:30:13
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user1986098213833 :
“So she can post pictures of Facebook for strangers”. As Alan makes tiktoks…for strangers
2026-10-10 20:20:27
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OgPrenuer_ :
"Hurry up babe! We gotta get the 15$ churros & 7$ lemonades!"
2026-10-09 23:57:44
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jrhtrades :
I actually love my wife
2026-10-10 15:11:16
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Haskew Jiu Jitsu :
this is actually someone's reality
2026-10-09 22:53:34
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Mel <3 :
“I’m too broke to prioritize activities that my wife and kids enjoy and don’t want to perform as an actually good husband and father in public”
2026-10-10 13:18:46
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beth|sahm|milso :
Good thing my husband likes going places w me 🧡
2026-10-10 14:59:16
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Christina_on_the_phone :
No, the reason moms want to get out of the house is because we are stuck in them all day with the kids.
2026-10-10 01:54:08
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Gorl :
But if we stay home the ONLY thing y’all wanna do is watch tv. You guys won’t plan or contribute towards any cute or fun activities to do at home!
2026-10-10 07:24:33
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banananutmuffin88 :
My dad loved taking us to the pumpkin patch and apple picking… what is wrong with yall? 😭
2026-10-10 13:23:50
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uh 👸🏼 :
so you want your kid to spend every weekend at home and never do other activities ?
2026-10-10 18:38:01
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Jessica Smith :
But I'll cherish those photos forever ❤️Its not for attention, its for memories
2026-10-11 03:01:30
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hopebeyondhopeco :
Kind of true unfortunately that some parents have to make it all about them and their image
2026-10-11 02:51:31
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Quinn :
just leave them men and their bad energy at home, go make memories with your kids ladies
2026-10-10 05:17:51
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Marjorie 🌸 :
Let her go out and have some fun away from home!!!
2026-10-11 02:56:25
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Leviisdone :
Chill out dude she just wants to do an activity with you.
2026-10-10 15:24:23
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Cheese :
Just say ur gay
2026-10-10 16:59:26
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chaddiem1 :
They only want to go to take photos it’s so annoying, it’s always picture time with them
2026-10-09 21:36:17
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goosehonk80085 :
my dad was like this. my 2 siblings and i dont speak to him and neither does my happily single mom.
2026-10-10 20:32:35
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Aimee 💋 :
Sounds like you got wifey in survival mode and you don’t like her
2026-10-10 18:50:11
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Hamwater99 :
People are mad in the comments but I haven’t seen any comment that can legitimately dismantle his arguement😭
2026-10-10 18:57:10
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RebeccaGnyc :
Why do men even want wives and families? If you’re not gonna take your kids to pick out a pumpkin, then you don’t deserve kids.
2026-10-10 22:03:13
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purplebunniesss__ :
“the divorce came out of nowhere”
2026-10-10 15:56:26
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