Was working with down syndrome and he randomly said “the amount of meds they have me on I should be called up syndrome because I’m always high”
2026-10-10 14:11:49
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Liz :
I have a yeast infection under my girls and I told my ob’s nurse in full seriousness and she goes “ahhh the humidititties” 💀💀💀
2026-10-09 21:20:30
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erin.pauley :
ER nurse here, the other day PD brought in a combative pt and when he was yelling at security, he looked one of them dead in the eye and screamed “and YOU! You’re built like a fuckin PENGUIN!” I about lost it
2026-10-10 14:21:22
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Gemini yanel♊️🐦⬛ :
I had a young couple come in to confirm pregnancy…they were genuinely confused it was positive…THEY were both alternating taking HER birth control 😵💫😵💫😵💫I pray that kid is ok 😂😂😂😂
2026-10-14 02:44:28
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saniii :
yesterday my np accidentally told a pt deep throat and she meant deep breath while checking his breathing. I had to fully turn around to laugh and wheeze
2026-10-09 22:24:20
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kiadacreator🖤 :
i used to be a 911 dispatcher- i got a call one night, all i hear is screaming (thought it was a dv) nope, this woman SWORE someone was in her daughters room w a power drill trying to kill her cause all she heard was buzzing, the cops got there and her daughter was fiddling her skittle and all i heard over the radio was “buzz- wtf GET OUTTTTT” 🤣🤣
2026-10-10 16:53:21
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Desi_G :
A patient told me that stool softeners give them “a wet ass butt” then proceeded to say “a serious case of swamp ass” like sir I wasn’t ready 😂😂😂
2026-10-09 21:12:32
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interstellarnebual_11 :
I’m in hospital rn and my sister thought it would be funny to put my bed at full height, so now I’m pretty much 2 inches away from the ceiling and the nurse walks in, so my sister had to bring me down in slo mo and it was a long silent 60 seconds, she was trying not to laugh the whole time
2026-10-12 09:56:45
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MamaBairs :
I had a dude tell me his bread basket hurt. I had to plug my nose and cover my mouth. It took 2 minutes for me to compose and then I asked sir what part of your body is the bread basket? And I lost it
2026-10-09 23:21:07
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wakenhake :
I intentionally try to get my healthcare providers to break. If I gotta be stuck in this place I’m at least gonna entertain myself for the plot
2026-10-09 21:09:47
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Mia 💕 :
911 Dispatcher- pt fell and when asked if there were any injuries the significant other said “just his pride”. I tried to not laugh the the significant others laugh was too good I couldn’t help it. 😂
2026-10-09 21:15:52
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˚⊱🪷⊰˚ :
i’m too immature for any serious job😭😆
2026-10-09 20:05:13
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Garcia 🌹 :
Me trying to keep it professional
2026-10-09 20:54:41
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Sandra 🩵💫 :
Me when a patient said Digiorno instead of Mounjaro
2026-10-15 00:39:05
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Kiersten Carcamo :
I gagged getting a strep test and my nurse was like “you should see some peoples. I’m impressed” and I said “yeah they’re probably on the Internet already” she cackled SO loud 🤣😫
2026-10-15 03:22:53
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magnificent_segziz :
bro said
2026-10-10 11:26:55
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1234ideclareathumbwar09 :
As a patient I had a roommate. I heard the nurse tell him he can’t sign with the pen bc he’ll just swallow it like everything else. She came to me, I went to sign paperwork and I pretended to put her pen in my mouth 😂. I know she was tired 😂
2026-10-15 03:08:58
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Raven hannah 🎀 :
When I was a teenager, my psychiatrist asked me if I’ve been having any hallucinations that other people weren’t hearing or seeing and I asked “how am I supposed to know if they’re seeing it too” I was kidding my mom and me, laughed for a good five minutes and the lady just stared at me like I was crazy
2026-10-11 04:12:13
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X-Ray89 :
OMG. I was once treating an elderly patient for a back injury. She was opening a memory foam mattress and it uncoiled and threw her against the wall. I was already fighting the urge to laugh and then her son decided to show me a video the security camera caught. I had to leave the room. I was dying.
2026-10-13 13:37:25
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quinn! ☁️ ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ 🍅 🍄 :
i got a ring REALLY stuck on my finger, and the hospital’s saw wasn’t charged, so three MDs took turns using a ridiculously tiny crank saw to get the thing off. one turned to me and goes “there are 6 degrees between us, if we can’t get this off, we have serious problems” 😭 (they did eventually get it off!!! lol)
2026-10-10 20:13:52
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Jimmy :
and i would of been like " did they fit in there"
2026-10-09 21:41:49
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Katie Ortega :
Not lying a patient came in to have her baby and told us her only medical history was she got her independence taken out as a kid…..
2026-10-09 21:27:18
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Emilea 🤠 :
I kid you not I had a patient tell me that “ your brain rotates in your head” I WORK IN NEUROLOGY, I walked out the room dyingggg
2026-10-10 01:17:57
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Nanner :
I kid you not, I had a patient that was NPO for a procedure. She was a larger lady. She had visitors come, nothing weird. But when I went in later, it smelled like fried chicken in her room. She said the family brought food in but she didn’t have any. Later when I went to do her first pre-surgical body wipe down…I found a whole ass freaking fried chicken wing tucked in one of her abdominal folds. In shock, I said “what is this doing here??” And she said, “I was saving it for later”. When I tell you I started crying with laughter, I simply could not breath. Cause what the heck my dear???
2026-10-10 16:29:07
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Nikky Vaughn :
It was today when I realized I’m not mature at 45. And I’m ok with that! 😂😂
2026-10-09 21:03:33
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