@couriernewsroom: The FBI says only one organization is qualified to teach its agents how to fight: UFC. Kash Patel's bureau wants to award the company an exclusive one-year training contract without competitive bidding. And UFC's CEO just happens to be Donald Trump's longtime buddy Dana White. Totally unrelated, we're sure.

raul gonzalez905 :

We are truly living thru idiocracy!

deliriouslydevoted :

The dumbest guys in high school run things now

sparkly.westcoaster :

This is the worst season of the Apprentice ever.

Randomcatforever :

jiujitsu is most effective on people who train in jiu jitsu

Schweet Meat :

We live in a Wal-Mart.

ghost32512 :

the UFC is so fake so I guess it makes sense I guess they're just handing the. money

Invincible Summer :

lol, so we are doing theater now?

Bob :

I thought FBI agents were the law enforcement with brains?

Arezzo Bound :

Dystopian world

JK Filipina 💙 :

Yeah because WRESTLING is how we calm a crowd and apprehend people SAFELY😏.

Fuck.Donald.Trump :

user10747702845 :

THIS IS INSANE

Scott Rabinowitz :

Our FBI is going to get their asses kicked 🤣🤣

Mrjg0070 :

boobalou77 :

my head hurts so bad rn

Ally :

Hooverkaw :

That freaking tracks

joaniep2026 :

We have got to stop this insanity!

Ultimate Snackman :

The UFC is an entertainment company… wtf is going on

Cuit :

Ups…. What about Mr. Miyagi???? If he could train Danielsen he can do it Again!!!!!….. jajajaja

MartinMedia :

So wwf is gonna be mad about this

LydiWild :

That's illegal.

killa :

ufc???? okay.... is he going to pay the NFL to train the military next

ravenmoonwitch37 :

What fresh hell is this? 😳😳

J :

Grift💀