The Onion
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Sunday 11 October 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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some girl :
He should lowk be fired for being late
2026-10-11 17:05:34
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bumbshil :
Wait so it was not real?
2026-10-11 17:35:50
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𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓪 🍄🛰️ :
i remember seeing sad edits of this in like 2021
2026-10-11 17:06:19
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thealchemist004 :
omg I thought this was real like 5 years ago😭
2026-10-11 17:19:40
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Fizzybombastic :
Oh my god this was SATIRE? 😭
2026-10-11 18:11:39
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Guy In Blu Shirt :
I remember back in day when people were using this for sad edits and "men cant cry" videos 😭🙏
2026-10-11 17:05:26
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cryingfacegrinder :
I thought this was real years ago 😭
2026-10-11 17:57:43
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Puppy on a stick :
can't believe this is the first ever video I saw of onion and I didn't even know
2026-10-11 17:06:29
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EH🇩🇪 :
this is satire btw this is not real
2026-10-11 19:00:05
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BootsN.Cats :
I literally had a friend get killed last Thursday, then on Friday I had a job interview and said, "Look, here is how serious I am about this job. When I found out last night my friend was killed I said "I don't have time to grieve. I have to do well on this interview." I didn't get the job.
2026-10-11 17:55:45
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dis_b8byreal249 :
yall know dis fake right
2026-10-12 03:05:27
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fearsomegecko :
I kept telling people this was satire on a bunch of sad post of this but yea can’t tell no one shii
2026-10-12 02:53:42
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yes :
Onion used to make jokes
2026-10-11 20:07:00
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Baetophen :
Is this not based on that pastor?
2026-10-12 04:32:59
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strangiavenue369 :
He’s a true professional 😏
2026-10-11 18:53:44
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ismail sefiani :
this was used in an edit
2026-10-11 17:07:33
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Skyler 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦 :
This really is what it feels like working for a wage.
2026-10-11 18:14:34
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Mino :
oh it was a joke the entire time
2026-10-12 00:14:32
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MVHJEJ :
One of my all-time favourites
2026-10-11 17:42:57
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G :
Thank God it’s the onion bro I used to think ts was serious
2026-10-11 19:34:48
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Ted :
When I was little I thought this was real
2026-10-11 22:02:54
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crkmmhd :
classic 🧅
2026-10-11 17:13:39
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cubixx_ow :
love supporting small creators
2026-10-11 17:05:48
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