Now imagine a psych major. If one more person in my family asks me to be they therapist, ima make SURE them mfs get put in a psych ward. I’m tryna be a neuroscientist 😭
2026-10-10 03:07:41
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lex :
social work major so everyone just oh you gonna take my kids🤬🤬 girl i’m tryna help your grandma and grandpa not get scammed and forgotten
2026-10-10 12:12:28
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goyxrdss :
You pronounced criminal justice so fast 😭
2026-10-10 08:00:03
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Kris :
I find it so funny when people go to college to become actual villains
2026-10-10 14:33:12
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LamasbellaNayely🫶🏽 :
Like I’m tryin to work for the fbi 😅
2026-10-13 04:47:25
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green_gng12 :
Idk if I want to be prosecutor in criminal justice or family law
2026-10-10 03:13:42
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Always ina mood dw it’s not u :
Or when they are like “So you want to be a cop” and it’s crazy that that is the first response you have to the answer I gave you.
2026-10-13 05:45:12
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Abigail💕 :
“You’ll make a great lawyer, I’ll be sure to call you if I get into trouble😂” me: don’t. I’ll be prosecuting you. I’ll put you deep in jail
2026-10-10 16:51:18
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user12457899987764221 :
social work as a mf everyone say oh your gonna be taking away kids… no baby a special victims fbi agent. Helping the queens who have been hurt
2026-10-13 03:44:25
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ℓ :
OMG YES. i always tell them i can only help them if they’re dead and they start looking weird. like i want to be a homicide detective not a lawyer.
2026-10-10 04:10:14
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gabbygirl2006🍦🥷🏽 :
I'm a forensics major and EVERYBODY asks me if i want to work with bodies guys there's more to forensics than just bodies 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-09 23:03:19
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jill :
as an accounting major, people are shocked when i tell them that i don’t wanna work in tax.
2026-10-12 23:34:59
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mango🦦🍸📖 :
Baby I was poli sci with an entertainment law focus I can’t do nothing for youuuu
2026-10-10 04:46:34
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𝒮𝓉𝑒𝓅𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒾𝑒 :
Baby I felt this !!! I’m trying to document evidence not help you lmao
2026-10-11 10:04:42
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audaciafortuna :
I’m applying to law school (currently a legal advocate) and they say the same. I’m like, I’m trying to help abuse survivors make sure they can go to court and get tf away from their abusers, and make sure they can keep their kids.
2026-10-12 21:54:56
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yesitsjoselol :
"I'm putting cases on all yall asses" iykyk[Laugh approved][Laugh approved]
2026-10-10 03:43:14
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🍓Keira🍓🐛 :
I'm going to school for Social work. people keep going "oh you're gonna take my kids" girl not if you're not hurting them??? HELLO?? why would I be taking your kids. in fact you're the first person I'm looking at
2026-10-10 18:34:26
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mari :
And me becoming a forensic psych? Yeah YALL ARE DONE.
2026-10-10 17:07:02
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Xoxo.kajahhh :
and wtf do yall plan on doing in order to need a lawyer…😭😭😭😭
2026-10-11 07:35:15
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no man’s peace :
from a criminal justice major that switched too forensic science i done heard it all 😂
2026-10-10 04:46:58
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xo xo :
you got the right idea. 🤣
2026-10-09 23:40:56
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Nelly legacy :
Facts like y’all are going to jail for your crimes am not playing
2026-10-10 20:32:28
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shae :
like I wanna be a federal agent not no attorney
2026-10-10 07:26:54
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Dez_E_Ray :
I told people that I was getting my criminal justice degree so I could be a probation officer. So maybe people said “oh god you’re gonna ruin people’s lives”. Like dude I wasn’t the one who committed the crime how am I ruining a person’s life?!?! 💀
2026-10-10 15:13:26
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Daphcar 🇭🇹🇨🇺 :
Exactly, I can't be nobody's lawyer; I'll tell the court myself that you committed the crime.
2026-10-10 15:50:50
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