@andr3wsky: Love on the runs

Dianna :

"I'm sorry, your party has died from dysentery."

Jenika :

proud to say ive been celibate long enough I know for a fact my diarrhea is because I have IBS-D 🥰🥰 Blessed

Where’sTheBeef? :

My battery-operated-boyfriend Bob, would never….he’s the best🥰

cait_murph :

The salad joke was top tier. 😂

Chef Em Official :

“Love on the runs” as a caption is 🤌🏻🤌🏻

Bataco Mierla :

Motto for 2026: If you haven’t gotten dysentery yet, you’re not trying hard enough.

Nikki Hernandez :

anothet thing I can say i will be safe from.......celibacy saves me again!

ewynn2022 :

I’m a CD and STI nurse… I need a damn break. Job security yes… mental capacity-vanished

AngelaKNorton :

We are living in the strangest times ever.

I AM JANE DOE :

Wait…what? My self imposed celibacy is lookin good.

foreverstudentsometimesteacher :

how can I differentiate between my sexually transmitted diarrhea, my food borne pathogen diarrhea, and my regular diarrhea????

katwhittaker1 :

The Oregan Trail derailed me. [Tears of joy]

Strawberry :

The search being celibacy is depressing.

JalaPeña’s Salsa :

The salad joke?! PERFECT

Chris :

2026 will be remembered as a shitty year

bdeck202222 :

Yes. I choose the celibate bear. We’re about to hibernate.

Amelia :

When you actually enjoy the run

Christien :

not only can men treat me like shit, they can give me the shits? sick 👏

Stella0613* :

TBF, that Charmin Bear is kinda cute and he comes with supplies.

Matilda :

"It's like they don't want us tossing any kind of salad around here" 🤌🏻😂☠️

JaneDoe :

Mines IBS. No need to add to the problem 🥰.

NovaEmber Beanz :

starsinskin✨ :

Jokes aside, bidets are awesome. You feel cleaner and use less toilet paper, which was its main reason I bought the attachments in 2020. Now I’m never going back.

༻𓊈𒆜𝒱𝒾𝒸𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈𒆜𓊉༺ :

The search is absolutely frying me.

amanda.blind.celiac :

It is the year of 💩🚽 and as a celiac , I never know what the real problem is