user824851946
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Sunday 11 October 2026 02:52:03 GMT
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𓈒ּ֯݁♡ּ𓏼🧁𝐊𝕒𝐲𝕝𝐞𝕖 ♡⃕ ⑅᜔ :
my mom would super glue my nipples to my eyebrows and make me do squats
2026-10-11 14:25:13
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kvzl <3 :
my mom would’ve stitched up my asshole and give me 50 laxatives
2026-10-11 18:07:45
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🍁🦌⧗ 𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖊𝖙𝖙 ⧗🦌🍁 :
y'all have such creative moms
2026-10-12 11:11:54
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pombaerketchup1 :
my mom would have plucked my ass hair and made me eat it like spaghetti
2026-10-11 19:51:07
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♡꧁ꕤ✺ꕤ꧂♡ :
If I ever did this, my mama would rip my scalp open to see what I was thinking
2026-10-11 13:04:06
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Miel🧁🤍 :
my mum would’ve stapled my nipples to the ceiling fan and turned it on high
2026-10-12 03:06:10
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harley 🐆 :
my mom woulda shrunk me down shoved me back up her uterus and aborted me
2026-10-12 02:11:46
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🪽 :
my mom would’ve shoved a lightbulb up my ass and asked how i got the bright idea to do this
2026-10-12 15:11:57
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𝐯🪽 :
I fucking love when comments do this
2026-10-12 03:01:22
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Kate :
my mom… would scold me for wasting money… are you guys ok?
2026-10-12 15:00:45
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𝓣𝓪𝓷𝓲𝓪 ✗ˑ𝘰 :
My mom would skin me alive and make me bathe in hand sanitizer
2026-10-11 16:46:56
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𑣲 alya :
my mom would wax my eyebrows with her pad
2026-10-12 02:48:06
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Babybugbug :
This can mess up your ph balance btw
2026-10-11 05:04:53
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_kinkyy_ :
can yall stop giving my mom the damn ideas
2026-10-12 08:45:34
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poop :
my mom woulda ripped my vocal cords out and played the violin with them
2026-10-12 03:41:07
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Madison :
My mom doesn’t even buy those so I’m good
2026-10-25 04:00:34
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𝓜𝓮𝓵𝓸𝓭𝔂.𝓼𝓪𝔂𝓾𝓻𝓲 :
That’s 20$ worth of scent beads
2026-10-11 06:23:18
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Isabella :
My mom would’ve hung me in a tree and told all the kids in the neighbourhood i was a piñata
2026-10-12 06:56:05
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dust.collectr :
My mama would split all my neurons individually to see which one transmitted this bright idea
2026-10-15 19:05:10
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𝐆ᥫ᭡ :
Yo mom gen abt to crochet ur nervous system
2026-10-11 06:46:46
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𝒩𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓁 :
why are we being wasteful???
2026-10-11 03:58:39
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тαѕнα🪶💤 :
My mom would've crocheted my nervous system into a fine leather belt and beat me with it six ways to sunday
2026-10-12 04:25:11
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Juliet :
My mom would’ve rounded my ass to the nearest decimal
2026-10-12 17:06:50
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𝐿 𝐼 𝐿 𝐼 𝑇 𝐻 :
My mom would have ripped out my eyeballs out and played ping pong with them
2026-10-11 18:13:12
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