Teach said if I talk or goof even once, then the whole class writes a 6 paragraph essay
2026-10-25 03:42:18
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𒆙★<{☪️𝓥𖤍2😭🚫}>★𒄆 :
scroll man, the comments are just satireslop
2026-10-21 19:38:50
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momik :
"alright, because Peppa shit in the sink, we're gonna be writing a test worth 8593% of your grade!"
2026-10-25 13:27:28
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𝑱 :
OH YEAHHHH
2026-10-25 13:36:44
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ayd4n5 :
N-NO🫣 I CANT D-DANCE yet😣😤...actually😏... FRICK ITT!👹👹 OREWA LE AURAA💀💀👺☠️💯 🔥 🐐
2026-10-20 17:54:20
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brah :
even when they know EXACTLY who it was
2026-10-20 23:59:35
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Matt 🇨🇴 :
Ayo doom 😂👌
2026-10-18 21:00:31
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Brewdogg_ :
I can control it
2026-10-20 19:46:18
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꧁ঔৣ☬✞ 𝒦𝑒𝓁 ✞☬ঔৣ꧂ :
A day before our field trip someone decided to grab the teachers coke bottle and explode it so we didn’t go on the field trip💔
2026-10-20 22:42:58
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VHM4D :
yo I made ts beat 😂✌️
2026-10-22 21:11:43
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N.O.A.H :
These comments are not real...
2026-10-21 20:45:07
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𝔯𝔞𝔤𝔢||《𝔡𝚎𝔞𝚝𝔥》🎃 :
How teachers GENUINELY feel blaming the whole class just because one person did sum bad thing:
2026-10-25 09:32:37
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Ethanooewn :
W-W-WAIT A SECOND…?!? WHAT… WHAT IS THIS UNFAMILIAR SENSATION COURSEING THROUGH MY VEINS?!?!?! N-NO… IT CAN’T BE…! GYAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT BEAT… THAT MELODY… THAT FORBIDDEN PHONK FREQUENCY!!! MY BODY… IT’S MOVING ON ITS OWN?!?!?! N-NO, STOP IT!!! I AM A DISCIPLINED SIGMA WARRIOR WHO HAS TRANSCENDED THE LIMITS OF MORTAL AURA!!! I DO NOT DANCE!!! I DO NOT GROOVE!!! I DO NOT… B-B-BOUNCE?!?!!?!! NA-NANI?!?!?! MY LEGS ARE EXECUTING THE LEGENDARY 720-DEGREE PHONK SPIN WITHOUT MY CONSENT?!?!?! MY HIPS HAVE AWAKENED THEIR ANCIENT BLOODLINE TECHNIQUE?!?!?! THE FLOOR IS SHATTERING BENEATH MY UNMATCHED AURA!!! THE AIR IS TREMBLING!!! THE UNIVERSE ITSELF IS BEGINNING TO VIBRATE AT 999,999,999 HERTZ!!! M-MOTHER… FATHER… FORGIVE ME… I HAVE FALLEN VICTIM TO THE FORBIDDEN DANCE OF THE ANCIENT PHONK GODS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’M… I’M ACTUALLY HITTING THE GRIDDY?!?!?!?!?!?!!? THIS CAN’T BE REAL!!! MY CRINGE LEVELS HAVE EXCEEDED THE COSMIC LIMIT!!! MY AURA IS TURNING PURPLE!!! MY EYES ARE GLOWING RED!!! MY HAIR IS SPIKING UPWARD LIKE A SUPER SAIYAN WHO JUST DISCOVERED TIKTOK EDITS!!! N-NANI?!?!?!?! THE BEAT DROPPED AND NOW MY SOUL IS DOING BACKFLIPS?!?!?!?!?!!? SOMEBODY CALL THE PHONK POLICE!!! I HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MY LIMBS!!! BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!
2026-10-24 13:09:32
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Jerome Mouse :
NOT a single normal comment💔
2026-10-23 20:09:41
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RC7 :
straight bots
2026-10-25 10:33:29
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ܓܓܛܓ :
Wait this beat tho..😭
2026-10-25 10:04:57
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∞𝓓𝔸v𐌃🎰🎰 :
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭:😭😳😈🥶🥶😈😭😈😎😎💔😳😈😈😎😈😳😈😭😎Wait a minute... that music... don't dance... don't dance... I CAN'T CONTROL IT... NANI!?!?😈😳💔😳😈😭😈🥶😈🤣😈👀😈🤑😳😎
2026-10-22 23:42:52
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🇦🇷✝$∆nZerø²³✝🇦🇷 :
súbele a ✨✨le musiquilla✨✨ hermano
2026-10-21 21:04:52
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Kenson :
Ah~ ¿Que me pasa?
Siento las ganas de... ¿bailar?
Oh, aquí vamos de nuevo
AAAAAAAA… WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE… I told you NOT TO DANCE!!! But… this… DEVILISH… MUSIC… keeps DANCING and DANCING… my left leg is kicking to the right… and my arms are automatically doing a swan-lake-style dance… SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! My body doesn't belong to me anymore… it's just DRIFTING… drifting… drifting endlessly… to the pounding bass like an electric fish??? HELP… Wait… wait… this song sounds… CATCHY… somehow… HELLO??? WHAT AM I DOING?! ... Why did my hand spontaneously grab a feather duster to use as a walking stick and start dancing Charlie Chaplin like this??? NOOOOOOO… my whole body's muscles are protesting… they're all convulsing in sync with the alien sound waves… WHAT'S GOING ON??? Who possessed me like this… this song was sent by some dark force to destroy my self-esteem, right??? HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP!!! I'm about to transform into a broken spring-loaded doll dancing backward in time to prehistoric times!!! Turn... turn off that music for me... OH MY GOD IT'S ON THE CHORUS AGAIN!!! Pull, pull, pull, pull... help... I'm so tired... but I have to keep pulling... WHAT'S GOING ON???!!!