@breakawaywithbrooke: did you consider a butt plug..?? 🫪😭😂 #hinge #datingmen #datingapps #bwbkitchentherapysessions #MentalHealthAwareness

Melaniebae4 :

I fear that would have worked on me. 😭😅

Midwest venture ᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

Mike is somewhere thinking that was the best pickup line

Die_Katoffel :

Why would he say THAT lmao

HisLittleWitchy :

What dipping your toe in cold water feel like

Zera :

this would make me want to go to dinner just to see what else he says

Dom :

Omfg that is so funny I would marry him

shadowofdeathraz :

wtf are men!😭. I am a man and I do not understand this type of stuff😭.

LadySunshineJ :

Menace :

This is so funny but cause you made it funny

⚜️ 𝔚𝔢𝔞𝔳𝔢𝔯 ⚜️ :

men really just play in our face on these apps 🫩

ktlynng :

that’s a wild first impression

👑🐝Bee.The1WhoGotAway🏳️‍🌈💙 :

It will only get worse. You made a good decision [Pray]

Elizabeth🩶📚📓 :

Is he speaking from personal experience??

⛓️🎀QuietRainbowRiot🍉🎀⛓️ :

i.......this made me blink out of alignment. what the hell made him think this was an appropriate response?

Ernest 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 :

I found my current partner of five years on OkCupid if you wanna give that one a try instead

probably a rabbit :

I did have to stop looking at men as experiments and entertainment and had to start looking at them as like… something that would actually benefit me. Otherwise I’d still only be with women.

joseph Shane :

Not me thinking that it's my laundry going off just to remember I'm not doing laundry [Tears of joy]

Lee :

Hilarious. Full send. no ragrets. 💀😂

MsAutonomia :

I would have said yes lmao 🤣

Bree :

nah, I would have played with that man like he was my favorite toy

Victor Hugo 🏳️‍⚧️™️ :

send Mike my way

Addi 🪲🧃 :

lowkey it would work on me

Elizabeth 🎀 :

I mean his name alone would be a no from me 😂🤣

Banshee :

When I had a first date with a man years ago, WHILE EATING DINNER, he casually dropped he wanted to be pegged. Like, sir, time and place.