You're telling me that when you're saying the new oath, it doesn't fill you with the exaggerated swagger of a black teenager?
2026-10-12 15:23:53
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gordo :
Straw hat goofy is GOOFY fr😂😂😂😂
2026-10-12 15:36:33
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I_Mike93 :
"The hood is gonna love john Stewart's new oath"
2026-10-13 02:36:21
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tony_13 :
His name is goofy for a reason
2026-10-12 13:23:59
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ucessop :
StrawHatGoofy is Carlton frfr
2026-10-12 20:25:05
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Bones :
Also the “in service” line is weird
2026-10-12 12:38:21
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son of Pryme gawd :
I HATE THAT FUCKING OATH
2026-10-12 13:54:04
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Hxnzo :
And people are saying “oh there are multiple oaths in the comics” bruh there is an oath for each color lantern. Not multiple for one lantern
2026-10-12 15:08:06
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Big_#24 :
Thought he was talking about the character the hood
2026-10-13 03:58:10
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Jimothy Wang :
This is exaggerated swagger all over again
2026-10-12 07:58:57
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JonL721 :
Strawhat Goofy be on some “by Odin’s fade” type ish FR 😂
2026-10-12 23:28:39
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parzeviltheviking0 :
Dude I used to like goofy but he is a MASSIVE sell out and is just spewing TERRIBLE takes now
2026-10-12 03:30:56
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jorgelicioso :
His oath is actually pretty solid for being made on the spot. I think eventually when he becomes a full GL he’ll say the original oath but his new oath definitely makes sense in the context of John’s story in the Lanterns show. I blocked Straw Hat after he became a scab, it’s sad to see he’s sunk to this depth of awfulness.
2026-10-12 15:01:37
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Fru :
Why’d he remove “let no evil escape my sight”
2026-10-12 18:52:31
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zay 🎌 :
bro he was sayin like the hoods gon love this it’s a general term ion think he made it that way
2026-10-12 22:05:51
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iMakeArt&Stuff :
It don’t hit like “BEWARE MY POWER”
2026-10-12 17:50:09
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J :
Bro the end of it is so lame like how he gunna get a power up from saying that
2026-10-12 16:09:48
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teabone :
No where near the hardest thing said in lanterns, the hardest quote from lanterns came from his mama “courage is fear that said it’s prayers” 🔥🔥🔥 straight gas and his mama was bad🔥
2026-10-13 03:52:44
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Jhostin :
you guys aren’t hearing him. It has all the exaggerated swagger of a black green lantern.
2026-10-12 19:47:42
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bpop69420 :
Straw hat is braindead
2026-10-12 14:58:06
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RoseKing🌹🖤🇺🇸 :
A true goofy (goof ahh)
2026-10-12 13:04:46
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esme_elda :
he givin chris rock.....
2026-10-12 20:38:30
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Ryanqzz :
Honestly, the way he said that I was expecting the oath to have some slang in it or something.
2026-10-12 06:43:42
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Dungeon_Doc :
Brightest day and darkest Knight no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil might be. Beware my power Green Lantern’s light.
2026-10-12 20:03:33
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PurpleMonkeyPurpleMonkey :
what's worse the oath or the bonnet
2026-10-12 10:29:02
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