@theonion: Thousands Of Girls Match Description Of Missing Sorority Sister

it's something :

is this from 2004?

mileshatch1 :

this is the only news source I trust

Joe :

"you'll never find another one like me"

Seawolfiex :

I do hvac and refrigeration for a sorority and this is accurate 😂

Wally :

She is 1 in a 1,000,000,000

CarmiesBiscuits :

I genuinely thought this could be me 😂😂😂

asdfghjklzza :

“You’ll never find another girl like me”

MaddTadd :

I love how they used the same exact girl just in different shirts, and it still too me a second to notice. 🤣

Noodle :

Rofl

outbackgeist :

I swear I seen her!! 😂😂👌

Bryan :

It's me, Jessica 😢

eatallyourveggies :

shush my favorite show is on!!

jayf.00 :

I genuinely thought this was real until i saw the account 🤣

Syd :

I sent this to my sister Jessica. If this was written in 1994 she would have fit that description too.

Chris :

Noel :

I miss when The Onion made these kinds of video, this on is a classic

john m :

am i Jessica?

danielokeefe373 :

this feels like Search Party

DeeAnn❌️ 🇨🇦 :

Capa Alpha Theta? or CAT😂

Oaklandron :

Jessie, Jessie, JESSIE!!!

Errant Bonzer ♐🇹🇹 :

Tpain made a song about this

Dru :

Was it? 💀

Pumpkin King :

Jessica... what about Jecka?

Mr.DXVXD :

Serranocuts :

A