@winnie.jean.da.ween: Good morning, frens! I was minding my own business when suddenly, I heard it. BACON. SIZZLING. Naturally, I came running into the kitchen to investigate. I approached Mom and politely raised my little paw in an attempt to negotiate a piece of bacon. See, frens, I’m not begging. I’m conducting a business transaction. I offer one paw. Mom offers bacon. Seems like a fair deal to me. Unfortunately, negotiations are still ongoing. 🥓🌭 #Dachshund #fyp #weeniedog #doxie #sausagedog