My name is Craig Tucker, last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100, I was so happy; but then, 4 kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so that is why I am in Peru, if I die let it be known that it is because 4 guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.
2026-10-12 21:41:20
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˙ . licie ! 🏔️🚸 :
my name is craig tucker
2026-10-12 17:39:57
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𝙀𝙙𝙚𝙣 🦄 :
he always sounds like he has a blocked nose, it's so cute 😭
2026-10-12 23:22:43
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jade ★ :
“it’s easy, watch” always kills me omg 😭😭
2026-10-12 18:36:57
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>!Foxie!< :
"Okay, now there's sparks shooting out of my eyes. 😐"
I LOVE HIM SM 😭
2026-10-12 18:42:56
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PixelDeath :
“Hey wait that’s me” makes me laugh so hard every time 😂
2026-10-12 22:33:35
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BIG NLH GLORIOUS :
But i hate you
2026-10-12 19:56:16
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Zombie🧟 :
"hey wait that's me"
2026-10-13 01:26:05
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McLoving :
The flipping off thing being a family thing kills me
2026-10-13 05:17:19
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Steven :
Craig:
2026-10-12 18:40:10
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0J :
my name is craig tucker last week was my birthday my grandma gave me a check for $100 i was so happy but then 4 kids from school came to my house and said i should use my $100 to invest in becoming a peruvian flute band they promised I would double my money in one afternoon but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an internment camp in miami we begged to go home but instead the government told us they were sending us to peru. and so that is why i am now in peru. if I die; let it be known that it is because 4 guys i dont even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money
2026-10-13 11:54:11
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user1315755135 :
HAHAHA
2026-10-12 19:15:27
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fissura retal :
Okay, now there's farts shooting out of my eyes
2026-10-13 02:31:31
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Jefe 🇺🇸 🇲🇽 :
how the politician guy kept saying damn you craig
2026-10-13 10:12:19
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king.d.usopp :
"hehe ya- hey wait that me"
2026-10-12 22:58:16
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☆!SILLY_RANDOM!☆ :
i love craig.
2026-10-13 00:25:29
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jade ★ :
he’s so unbothered i love him
2026-10-12 18:37:11
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💫🌲Forrest❕🌲💫 :
“Hey wait that’s me.”
2026-10-12 22:01:03
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[ ✝️ ] SUSIE 👍 :
Ok now there’s sparks shooting out of my eyes.
2026-10-12 20:45:11
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bisexual bisaster :
my favorite Craig moment will always be in the highschool musical episode when someones like "you haven't heard of highschool musical?! where the have u guys been?!" and he just casually goes "Peru."
2026-10-13 04:59:37
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⋆˚𝜗 հíkαɾí 𝜚˚⋆ :
“Dude, what the fuck” will forever be funny to me 😭😭💔💔
2026-10-13 03:04:42
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🖤lola🖤 :
*I was sooo happy*
2026-10-12 20:24:18
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yyeon :
2026-10-12 19:52:42
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leilahvalentine :
crine
2026-10-12 17:25:19
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2026-10-12 18:28:23
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