Stand-Up
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Monday 12 October 2026 19:30:00 GMT
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newhermit24 :
I want a horn that’s a polite beep for people that don’t go at green lights. 😂
2026-10-12 21:07:32
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Reneesance~☆ :
I want a horn that beeps a womp womp
2026-10-12 22:54:51
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user6789134769845 :
It should just be the uh oh sound.
2026-10-12 22:01:46
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dothprotestmuch :
I need a "whoops my bad", "go ahead/polite", and "you motherfucker" horn
2026-10-13 03:28:03
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BigtimeBic :
I might add a “you don’t see what I see” horn for when people behind you think you can go
2026-10-13 02:51:07
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Dayna McTavish :
I feel this bit, I love this bit.
2026-10-14 16:10:34
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Becca O Mars :
I want two signs i can put on my back window but activate from my steering wheel. 1 “thank you!! 😀” 2 “I’m sorry!! 🤷♀️”
2026-10-12 22:00:43
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Carissa Renard :
It should just be the sound clip of hades saying “I KNOW!!!!” From Hercules
2026-10-12 22:58:54
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maeganviohl :
I’ve always said I need a beep and a bonk
2026-10-14 13:55:15
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Pisskitty :
I need three horns. The regular "hey fuck you" horn, a lower "oops, my bad" horn, and a higher "hey that's my friend over there!" Horn
2026-10-13 07:42:18
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Mumma Joe 🧶🇨🇦 :
I’m Canadian. I need the “so sorry” horn. 🤣🤣🤣
2026-10-13 11:15:19
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amber :
giirrrlll call one of those car companies now! you just hit the jackpot
2026-10-14 03:25:05
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Liz :
What about a horn that makes the sound from the Price is Right when they guess wrong 🤣
2026-10-12 23:53:47
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Chauncey :
actually a great idea
2026-10-14 12:42:44
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𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖆𝖓 ⚔️ :
Big beep, small beep, and a “sorry” beep
2026-10-13 04:25:18
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Darrah :
I want an I’m sorry, get off your phone, please don’t hit me, and misc. horn
2026-10-12 21:56:45
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Alyssa Frame :
this is actually such a good idea. and would probably calm a lot of road rage...
2026-10-13 00:43:45
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Netty Langley :
yes please
2026-10-13 02:28:15
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Rusty McMillbilly :
Hahahaha so funny…reminds me of John Mulaney’s bit! “Yes I know…I don’t want to be doing what I’m doing right now either” [Tears of joy][Tears of joy][Tears of joy]
2026-10-13 02:34:49
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Maurice Minor :
I live in Japan. We use the emergency blinkers to both say thank you and to admit to knowing we made a mistake.
2026-10-13 11:35:13
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Saccharin :
that's a great idea
2026-10-12 21:47:59
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Bee :
the first month i lived in my college town, i discovered left turning lanes that had a right left turn lane and a left left turn lane. my hometown is six square miles and i wasn't allowed to drive too far out of it before that, so i genuinely had NEVER seen one. once, i was in the left left turn lane, actively turning, and forgot that there was a whole other turning lane to my right. veered over a bit, as one would do in a single left turning lane, and a GIANT red truck LAID on the horn at me. i jerked over and corrected and everything was fine, but he drove past me and shouted "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!" with all of his windows down and his middle finger out the window. i, 18 and in my 2nd week of being away from my parents and home for the first time over, pulled into the parking garage and cried for 20 minutes😭😭i deserved it and ive never done it again.
2026-10-12 21:25:38
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BurntOutPua(she/her) :
The “womp womp woooooomp” would be good
2026-10-12 23:09:08
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Maia Janae :
You can get custom horns, my dad’s old chevy has the cartoon “ah oooohga”
2026-10-13 14:35:01
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Username Opinion :
So, the opposite of accountability. 👍
2026-10-13 04:31:50
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